age: 33 (Jun 04, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: robot interrogator, professional gentleman of leisure
stats: carbon, water, satan
i lost my virginity: in 'nam.
crush: pineapple
sign: evil twins
fantasy: finding a girl that enjoys video golf and pocky as much as I do.
gets me hot: fat asses in white cotton panties, biting, pot, girls that are good at video games, navels, bass
why i did sg: lips, hips, and fingertips.
into: vikings, robots, hand grenades, irony, stickers, street chemistry, bad-ass ninjas, bottomless anythings, monkeys, the devil, porn, comedy.
body mods: "Mom" in binary code around my right forearm (finally!)
BLOGS
Paul, I miss you already baby.
This site sucks. Hella. Way too much drama for no good goddamn reason. Moving to LA was the worst thing SG could possibly do.
And Sean, here's a personal message: Fuck you. Stop trying to micromanage the fucking site, keep your personal politics out of site policy, and...oh, I dunno. Eat a dick.
If you don't cotton to my words, boot me. That seems to be your MO anyway, so fire away. It'll save me the effort of having to cancel this fucking account.
This site sucks. Hella. Way too much drama for no good goddamn reason. Moving to LA was the worst thing SG could possibly do.
And Sean, here's a personal message: Fuck you. Stop trying to micromanage the fucking site, keep your personal politics out of site policy, and...oh, I dunno. Eat a dick.
If you don't cotton to my words, boot me. That seems to be your MO anyway, so fire away. It'll save me the effort of having to cancel this fucking account.
NOVEMBER 2010
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