MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: the tall guy in the midget wrestling circuit

crush: this box is currently full...please try back later.

makes me happy: waffles!!!!!...when she talks of my eyes. to be over with it.

i lost my virginity: to a forceful yeti. i still feel dirty when it snows.

into: winning..........screw the journey, give me the trophy.

fantasy: a moment of absolution.... then some sailing before i retire to my horse ranch.

gets me hot: girls that i can't satisfy, oral sex, reciprocity...and verbal agility. people who feel their lives are a success...so rare and so hot. cheap motels and expensive women....at weekly rates. keeping the game alive long after we've won. women who can handle confrontation well. excessively vocal sex...say it loud and say it proud.

most humbling moment: i don't get humbled...i get even.

makes me sad: no waffles....when she blathers about his eyes. to be in the middle of it.

heroes: Yes, please...Don't forget the mustard and lettuce, please.

sign: falling rocks ahead