
age: 39 (Feb 02, 1974)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: meme gardener
stats: quality german engineering
into: W.A.S.T.E.
body mods: a sacred heart tattooed on my pituitary gland
why i did sg: what are you implying?
sign: No Exit
crush: my kitty
i lost my virginity: that would be telling
gets me hot: the Krebs cycle
fantasy: ...to grow all of my own food.
Learned a couple a things tonight on a bike ride...
- I was not designed with an eye toward aerodynamic efficiency.
- I am not Mr. Fix-It and therefore will probably live longer were I to more thoroughly test newly replaced brakes.
- It's Portland, dammit... Just because it's not raining when you leave the house doesn't mean it won't be raining when you're on your way home.
- Being sopping wet doesn't prohibit me from enjoying a ride.
- Even though often times I can only think of those warehouses of poor little hamsters spinning their tiny generator wheels to light up this world, night in the city, on the river is still beautiful.
- I was not designed with an eye toward aerodynamic efficiency.
- I am not Mr. Fix-It and therefore will probably live longer were I to more thoroughly test newly replaced brakes.
- It's Portland, dammit... Just because it's not raining when you leave the house doesn't mean it won't be raining when you're on your way home.
- Being sopping wet doesn't prohibit me from enjoying a ride.
- Even though often times I can only think of those warehouses of poor little hamsters spinning their tiny generator wheels to light up this world, night in the city, on the river is still beautiful.







Voltaire