age: 31 (Aug 17, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: office grrrl

makes me happy: audible.com

most humbling moment: having my city underwater

gets me hot: my boy, random little crushes on people

stats: 5'4, squishy

crush: My pastry chef (and I am not even kidding)

makes me sad: new orleans. but i'm happy to be home.

fantasy: that the world will know me for the sex goddess i really am-and offer me a good job

into: reading and sex, dreaming up ways to make money that don't involve leaving the house

sign: leo

i lost my virginity: at 14.