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I am officially the horniest man on the planet! Oh my god, it is tiring. I spend all my time hiding erections, masturbating, casually fondling, and trying to stop thinking about it. I know it is likely to pass if I ignore it long enough, or at least it'll relax a bit and stop being so intense. I just need to remember to breath...
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Man! I was just checking out Bebe's new set, it kind of made me sad. I thought it an homage to the splendor of meat, but its was just an attempt at the macabre it seems. She's a vegetarian, she even blogged saying touching the meat made her gag!

I just don't know, I had been wanting someone to post a set like that for...
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So, I recently contacted Tez Suicide, base on a vibe I got from her candids/profile that she was super cool. This was a couple days ago now and I feel confidant in saying, I was totally right. She is quickly becoming one of my favorite people. She's spunky, I dig that. Plus she says things like "arvo" and "ckeeky" and calls soccer "football"! ADORABLE! So...
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I am so profoundly unhappy.

So it seems I have an ascending testicle. You've heard of undescended testicles? Well, mine descended and now seems to be going back up. Maybe it came out, saw its shadow and is now going back because its gonna be a long winter. Actually its sort of just hanging there mid-way in a sort of testicular limbo. I'm not sure if I should be worried...
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So, I've recently (in my extrodinary boredom) started talking to more SG's, something I'd avoided due to not wanting to be a pest. I've sent a couple messaged here or there, usually little stuff like "if you like that movie you might like this other movie". Maybe a few "You're beautiful"s when I've been drunk and forgot that I really don't want to be one...
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I just became aware that without knowing it I chose all SG's with REAL eyebrows for my top 5, I rock! Death to the painted on eyebrow!!!

Interesting factiod, wording certain things a certain way makes a major difference on how I view them I've found. For instance if I see some green tea soap and in it's description it says "Vegan" I stop reading, however if another bar says "Pure Vegitable Soap" I might just buy it. Hmmm, it seems that wording is very important to me.

I don't know how I feel about my little 48 dollar expenditure, the site is somewhat bittersweet for me. I enjoy looking at beautiful women as much as the next person, but the more I look, the less it seems to mean. I mean, external beauty is virtually meaningless and is ever fleeting. Another thing that bothers me about this site is looking through these...
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Words I love:
Essence, quintessence, quintessential, awe, salacious, licentious, lascivious, fuck, consecrate, consecration, inferno, undulated, writhe, inebriated, quivering, heaving... I'm drunk and this is harder than I though, so i will stop. Woohoo!

Man, I found this little thing I wrote a long time ago and thought it was funny, enjoy!

Fuchsia
I bang blue! I bang red! If you are tough you gotta be bangin' sumfin. I think gangs that claim blue and red are just too weak, too cowardly, too unmanly to bang fuchsia. Real men bang fuchsia, real men HAVE to. I for instance am...
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