"Funk is my homeboy and I am his dumb slut... "

"I survived the Great SG Time Warp of 2004 with FunkTion steadfastly by my side!"

"Funky makes my neon rainbow feel all warm and fuzzy.
LONG LIVE THE FUNK!

*jumps on chair*
*hides in fort*
*steamrolls*
*giggles*"

"I kick all ass!!!

/flex"

"Tha Funk. Tha Funk!!!

Cool as ice and.... twice as nice???

If he was a shark, and i was a jet, i'd have to defect."

"funky is like so cool he haunts my math tests. he also ungreyed me once. and he spits mad rhymes that intimidate me. and he rules to the max."

"Funk is well, Funk and as long as hes Funk he will be Funk."

"Funk is cool, witty, and he always seems to say the right thing at the perfect time. He also must have a pretty hard head. Ask Agent_de_surreal about that.
Oh yeah like Smuffy said his ass is wonderful. We call him wonderbuns."

"Funk is rockin'. yep. He always has perfect timing too...when it comes to funny comments. I love this guy."

"First and foremost the Funkateer has the nicest ass I've ever seen. Please go look at his pictures to see what I mean. But there are so many things (besides his ass) that makes the Funkateer one of my favorite people. He is funny, smart, a fellow 1:05'er and even though he ignores me sometimes, I still love him like the big bear that he is. *hugs*"

"FunkTion is cool, funny, and only a little creepy. "

"Funk is a good guy. I like him even though I act like I don't. He's fun to shoot the shit with about books and nonsense. He likes a lot of weird musical acts though...."