I wonder if personal teleprompt is a career choice. I'd love to be someones on hand teleprompt. I dont think I could keep that job for more than a day.

Also today I saw a PETA ad. I dont know what it was about, I was distracted by naked objectified woman.

Lovin Modern Warfare 2, but they don't accurately portray the military. There's no waiting for countless hours on orders or cleaning humvees.

I'm stoked and at the same time extremely lethargic. After almost three years of being marooned in Okinawa Japan I have been given a second chance...to LIVE! Ahahahahaha! I'm heading to California next month. Hopefully I'll get to enjoy myself and they don't just throw me on the first flight to Afgan. I have a lot of planning, not so much time and what sounds most responsible is a fat nap in the middle of the day.

I'm tired of self appointed intellectuals. All their dreams pushed to an extreme...outrageous expectations...pretentious and self serving. I understand it to a point, some sort of social reform if for no other reason than just to surround yourself with more like minded people. Everybody just needs to chill the fuck out and smoke some pot. Don't get me wrong, I don't give a damn about pot. I don't think its because I'm a health conscience person, but I like knowing I can can run a few miles without coughing up half a lung...that's kinda off topic. All I really want to say is Fuck You! I like lesbians. I like saying fuck shit dick cunt in public. I'm open to the idea of abortion. I know I don't give a damn about recycling but I'm glad someone does! I like a neck beard and think it should be socially acceptable.

I just think as we need to take a step back and fix our own lives before we go trying to shovel half cocked values on other people. Like how this asshole at my job is always going on about how beautiful country music is and how I don't understand it. Well I can see how some people like hear about someone else going on about being a cowboy and how shitty drunk they are when the purdiest lil gal in the world walked into the saloon, but naw man not for me. I think country music is the south's revenge for losing the civil war, maybe that's just me.

All I expect is a little live and let live.

I live in Japan on an isolated base. I just want to be left alone. I don't think that's a lot to ask for.

So I had my lisence revoked for a year (totally my fault, I fess up). Which doesn't really bother me because I'm kind of done with the whole driving in Japan thing and dodging kamakaze old people anyway. Besides a taxi is more convenient becausefinding parking is such a paiin in the ass. I mean if you can find a taxi that excepts fair from gaijins. This shit has got to stop. I'll be the first one to speak up. This racial segregartion must be dealt with! Maybe its just the long MLK weekend talking, but their tyranical ways are just a means to an end....their end! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I recently bought an X Box 360. Let me be the first to say the end of Fable II is fucking weak. I shoot Lucien three times before he hits the ground and my dog is still dead. I love going through the arcade and downloading the old skool games like 1987 arcade ninja turtles and contra, and I'm still waiting for someone to put the arcade Alien vs Predator up for download. Call of Duty WaW, Gears of War 2 and Left 4 Dead have made buying an X Box this years finest investment. I can't honestly call myself a WoW goer anymore. All that's left is raiding and that gets old, but I still hop on once and a while to be a scum bag piece of shit and gank lowbies. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I've decided I'm going to be an electrician when I get out of the Marine Corps. Its cake compared to what I do now and I'll acually get paid for overtime. Oh yeah and there's that part where I smoke a fat blunt at the end of the day. Wowwy Zowwy I can't wait to be a civilian again. The people who stay in the military get pissed the hell off when you tell 'em you're not staying in the military. They act like you're some kind of traitorous Chechnyan or a dipshit for passing up the "chance of a life time." In reality its not. I pay for pride with sweat and tears. I have a few problems with their doctrine as well, in short I would be doing America a disservice by staying in the military. For one, I'm too chill to yell at people. For two, I'd have to pretend I care about things like the way my subordinates dress off work, did they shave their face today?, is their room clean?, did they iron creases in their pants?, are their rank insignias exactly 1/2 inch from the collar? C'mon I don't care about that. Do they do their job? Do they do it well? End of story. All the other bull crap is intended for discipline but more often than not it just makes everyone irate. Which is good if you're trying to breed warmachines. Someone out their is thinking to himself, "Wow this guy is a piece of shit Marine." And you may be right, but you are a one brainwashed motivated retard. You probably just got out of boot camp and don't know what its like to be in the fleet, in Japan no less, or you're some meat head with a inferiority complex. If you're not either then I congradulate you on being extremely good natured and optomistic at all times. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK

I recently bought two Malice Mizer CDs for a store in Naha. Its from their early work before Gackt or Khala was their front man. Its very terrible and I immediately reget this purchase. I must learn to read japanese before this happens to me again. You know when you see nice attractive packaging and you think, Hey that looks tasty! And then you're eating bean curd or some squid jerky. Japan will do that to you, because every box, bag, sign, billboard has a cute little cartoon mascot with big adorable eyes, a big fat grin, and they look oh so happy. Well jeez I wanna be happy too. I better buy that so I can be as happy as that guy. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK

Enjoy this music video. You won't regret it.

Dood! Its freezing out side. I came ill prepared. Impossible to walk in this muck. Tell me about the fucking golf shoes! Thank god I got a jacket for christmas, never mind the fact that it was a rejected by someone else, its the thought that counts. I know I need another smoke before the hours done, however Jack Frost and his nefarious plot to run me down with the chills is still a VERY much in motion. Half the people I need to see are snowed in on account from the Great NorthWest blizzard. Its....Its going to be a long Christmas....who know if the expedition will make it home alive.

Dear God I miss Okinawa. Not for anything other that the fact that I count enjoy a cocktail and cigar outside without any repercussion. In a side note I need to learn to play pool otherwise me and my brother are always going to be picking up the tab.

Merry Christmas all and even if you're far from family give em a call and let me know how much you luv em. Unless you're family's full of cocksucker, in which case sent me lotsa cookies and luv.

So I live in Japan. I'm finally taking a break and going home in Washington this coming up weekend. This will be the first time in two years I get to spend Christmas and New Years with my family. And the First time in three years to be there for my sister's birthday.

Any suggestions on what I should get my sister for a present? I was thinking robot that looks like Maximus Prime to help with the house work, but I dont know any Japanese engineers. I guess just clothes then...hmmm that's lame.

I think people get too wrapped up in presents presents presents this time of year. I think I'm going to go out on a limp and make pinecone ornaments for everyone. Not because I'm a cheap bastard, just because I'm a piece of shit and I don't to help the economy. I heard an employee of walmart was trampled to death on Black Thursday. And I have to ask myself, wtf. Walmart? Seriously? And since when did consumers become ravenous bargain beasts. That kind of shit pisses me off. So do people who slap God on they're Hate Fag movements. Even more are people who say fuck the troops and police officers and fire fighters deserve more credit. Not to down play civil service, but honestly they go home and see they family everyday. I die and my family gets a letter two weeks later. I'm convinced there's a secret underground cult devoted to dispatching agents to all corners of the world spouting ingnorant ass shit just to raise the blood pressure from the masses. I'm not the kind of asshole that wears a USMC t-shirt every where and hooks an American flag on my passenger window. I don't mind being an unsung hero, as long as I don't have to listen to some lazy fuck call me a meat head and an idiot for making less that 30,000 a year. Money doesn't buy integrity, among other things. I'm glad for these once in a life time experiences.

I seriously had a Japanese person come up to me and say, "Go back States!" Fuck you guy. I didn't ask to be here. I'm here because within the Pacific theatre Okinawa is a strong strategic point. If I could go back to California and not have to worry about getting kicked out of every other resturant beauce I'm not Japanese I'd be fine. That's why everyone just stays in the barracks, play Warcraft, and drinks themselves to death. Because we have nothing. I've explored the culture, and unless I'm buying something, I'm looked down in utter contempt. Do I hate Japanese people? No. I have a lot of Japanese friends. I like everything but the attitude.

I heard someone threw a shoe at Pres. Bush. That's cracks me up.

It's Monday and I'm hung over, tired and delirious. I can't wait to go visit my friends and family. Ooooh I just found a nickle! things are looking up.