So I live in Japan. I'm finally taking a break and going home in Washington this coming up weekend. This will be the first time in two years I get to spend Christmas and New Years with my family. And the First time in three years to be there for my sister's birthday.
Any suggestions on what I should get my sister for a present? I was thinking robot that looks like Maximus Prime to help with the house work, but I dont know any Japanese engineers. I guess just clothes then...hmmm that's lame.
I think people get too wrapped up in presents presents presents this time of year. I think I'm going to go out on a limp and make pinecone ornaments for everyone. Not because I'm a cheap bastard, just because I'm a piece of shit and I don't to help the economy. I heard an employee of walmart was trampled to death on Black Thursday. And I have to ask myself, wtf. Walmart? Seriously? And since when did consumers become ravenous bargain beasts. That kind of shit pisses me off. So do people who slap God on they're Hate Fag movements. Even more are people who say fuck the troops and police officers and fire fighters deserve more credit. Not to down play civil service, but honestly they go home and see they family everyday. I die and my family gets a letter two weeks later. I'm convinced there's a secret underground cult devoted to dispatching agents to all corners of the world spouting ingnorant ass shit just to raise the blood pressure from the masses. I'm not the kind of asshole that wears a USMC t-shirt every where and hooks an American flag on my passenger window. I don't mind being an unsung hero, as long as I don't have to listen to some lazy fuck call me a meat head and an idiot for making less that 30,000 a year. Money doesn't buy integrity, among other things. I'm glad for these once in a life time experiences.
I seriously had a Japanese person come up to me and say, "Go back States!" Fuck you guy. I didn't ask to be here. I'm here because within the Pacific theatre Okinawa is a strong strategic point. If I could go back to California and not have to worry about getting kicked out of every other resturant beauce I'm not Japanese I'd be fine. That's why everyone just stays in the barracks, play Warcraft, and drinks themselves to death. Because we have nothing. I've explored the culture, and unless I'm buying something, I'm looked down in utter contempt. Do I hate Japanese people? No. I have a lot of Japanese friends. I like everything but the attitude.
I heard someone threw a shoe at Pres. Bush. That's cracks me up.
It's Monday and I'm hung over, tired and delirious. I can't wait to go visit my friends and family. Ooooh I just found a nickle! things are looking up.
Any suggestions on what I should get my sister for a present? I was thinking robot that looks like Maximus Prime to help with the house work, but I dont know any Japanese engineers. I guess just clothes then...hmmm that's lame.
I think people get too wrapped up in presents presents presents this time of year. I think I'm going to go out on a limp and make pinecone ornaments for everyone. Not because I'm a cheap bastard, just because I'm a piece of shit and I don't to help the economy. I heard an employee of walmart was trampled to death on Black Thursday. And I have to ask myself, wtf. Walmart? Seriously? And since when did consumers become ravenous bargain beasts. That kind of shit pisses me off. So do people who slap God on they're Hate Fag movements. Even more are people who say fuck the troops and police officers and fire fighters deserve more credit. Not to down play civil service, but honestly they go home and see they family everyday. I die and my family gets a letter two weeks later. I'm convinced there's a secret underground cult devoted to dispatching agents to all corners of the world spouting ingnorant ass shit just to raise the blood pressure from the masses. I'm not the kind of asshole that wears a USMC t-shirt every where and hooks an American flag on my passenger window. I don't mind being an unsung hero, as long as I don't have to listen to some lazy fuck call me a meat head and an idiot for making less that 30,000 a year. Money doesn't buy integrity, among other things. I'm glad for these once in a life time experiences.
I seriously had a Japanese person come up to me and say, "Go back States!" Fuck you guy. I didn't ask to be here. I'm here because within the Pacific theatre Okinawa is a strong strategic point. If I could go back to California and not have to worry about getting kicked out of every other resturant beauce I'm not Japanese I'd be fine. That's why everyone just stays in the barracks, play Warcraft, and drinks themselves to death. Because we have nothing. I've explored the culture, and unless I'm buying something, I'm looked down in utter contempt. Do I hate Japanese people? No. I have a lot of Japanese friends. I like everything but the attitude.
I heard someone threw a shoe at Pres. Bush. That's cracks me up.
It's Monday and I'm hung over, tired and delirious. I can't wait to go visit my friends and family. Ooooh I just found a nickle! things are looking up.
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jenni_guns:
because we're loud and obnoxious...and we're taller than them so that can be quite intimidating i guess. even though theyre all japanese and ninja like. ahahaha.
jenni_guns:
yes i love how even though people (americans) are in THEIR country, and they expect them to be able to speak english. its something i will never understand.