"from way back in the days of plaingurl and freakpirate... still a fantastic person. talented, sweet, funny, and one of the best you'll find."

"I wanted to write another testimonial about FreakPirate because I'm thinking when I get old I'll forget all this stuff but that'll be ok because I'll have posted it online and Google or whatever it'll be in sixty years will have it memorized for me.

I first encountered Freakpirate riding the bus to university, where I'd always see this asian-looking guy with a mowhawk. It wasn't until nearly a year later that I got to know the dude.

FreakPirate has moved a television that has weighed more than 300lbs more than three times. To two walk-up apartment buildings up several flights of stairs.

He has woken up at the crack of dawn to pick strawberries with me and even accompanied me to join the most tired looking brunchers around.

He has, on more than one occasion, swore a great deal at a video game we've shared.

He is a good soul, a funny man and a real cool cat."

"FreakPirate and I got drunk together, once. We had a dirty time. Actually, I puked on my cat's head, the wall, the ceiling and the carpet. He got hammered on wine and I swore like a sailor. Good times."

"Pie-us Gratis is my very best buddy and my favorite Mope Nazi."

"freakpirate is:
- a gracious houseguest
- a fitting partner to share adventures where we roam around town, make evil fingers and pretend that seagulls talk like cinnamon j. scudworth
- fucking hilarious to the point where i laugh till my belly hurts
- someone i am lucky to have as a friend."