"'Bad llama...no touchie' "

"Are you in Portland yet? Hope you have a vacation worth remembering =) P.S. I hope the elephant portion of the movie wasn't too horrible =("

"Happy Birthday to yew...happy birthday to yew...you look like a monkey...and you smell like one too! Happy Birthday Mr. Dr. Pepper! =)"

"OMG!!11!!1"2!one!!eleven WTF?!BBQOAP!!!11 LIKE, TOTTALLY FUCKIN L33T!"

"i don't understand this testimonials tab... the only time i've ever seen it used is for people telling others how much they rock//how hot they are.
i don't rock, and you wouldn't know if i'm hot -- that picture over there doesn't look at all like me; i just put it up there because i thought it was funny & looked like alfred molina. i don't look anything like alfred molina, i just think he makes good movies.

so what i say is, use this place to leave good quotes. i love me some good quotes."