Why did you tell me about catbees? Thank you for turning my otherwise pleasant dreamscape of dandelions and footrubs into a nightmare jigsaw of interspecific fornication and cosmological effrontery. Cats and bees should never breed. They would have stingers for claws, for chrissake. The neighborhood alley cat mews innocently enough, but I now know a dubious apian-feline timebomb hums in her womb. I'm never giving her milk again. Fuck all catbees and fuck all catbee mommies.
Why did you tell me about catbees? Thank you for turning my otherwise pleasant dreamscape of dandelions and footrubs into a nightmare jigsaw of interspecific fornication and cosmological effrontery. Cats and bees should never breed. They would have stingers for claws, for chrissake. The neighborhood alley cat mews innocently enough, but I now know a dubious apian-feline timebomb hums in her womb. I'm never giving her milk again. Fuck all catbees and fuck all catbee mommies.
Melladoree