age: 98 (Oct 20, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: al hazard

gets me hot: proximity to warm objects IE the sun

fantasy: A woman who will live out my stories as I whisper them in her ear she must be a freak!!

i lost my virginity: to a girl named rhonda and did she ever help me

sign: no U-turn

most humbling moment: learning about the murder of a woman that I loved very much

heroes: the troops fighting this BS war

body mods: 4 tattos all done a long time ago

makes me sad: , my dislocated elbow and the subsequent surgery, missing Hawaii the idiots who call themselves patriotic americans and send our youth off to fight

makes me happy: riding my bike, naked suicide girls, halloween in Vegas,

into: whatever doesn't hurt me too much, good political debate, it is one-sided what republican can defend the party position with a straight face.