age: 97 (Oct 20, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: al hazard

heroes: the troops fighting this BS war

i lost my virginity: to a girl named rhonda and did she ever help me

gets me hot: proximity to warm objects IE the sun

crush: if I could only tell her I would

sign: no U-turn

into: whatever doesn't hurt me too much, good political debate, it is one-sided what republican can defend the party position with a straight face.

fantasy: A woman who will live out my stories as I whisper them in her ear she must be a freak!!

stats: five ten and ready for lovin at least 18 seconds worth

makes me sad: , my dislocated elbow and the subsequent surgery, missing Hawaii the idiots who call themselves patriotic americans and send our youth off to fight

body mods: 4 tattos all done a long time ago