"If you need a laugh, I guarantee you will find it in this man's journal on any given day.
How's that for a testamonial?"

"Hey, that testimonial down below isn't really a testimonial. It's just a message. I'm still testimonial free, ladies! No worries! "

"I have to go a little backward to add my newest friend to the friend of the day list. Kinda stinks though as I just added you to my friendslist yesterday so I don't really know you that well. I have seen you around the boards and we have had some nice banter. So hopefully that will continue."

"Testimonial free since the summer of 2004! "