Greetings, all!

I have indeed renewed my membership (that Missy is a temptress, what with her "special price" offers! ) However, I'm afraid I haven't been on much. I've been working a lot, and post-divorce from my ex-wife, MausFrau, not much funny has happened to me.

For example: my hairline seems to be receding and I was thinking, on the plus side, that I'd have less hair to comb. Of course, on the negative side, there'll be more face to wash.

For example: I just received some porn spam with "Huge Crocks" in the subject line, which is something of a rare example of truth in advertising.

So, mildly amusing, but not wildly funny.


Well, I'm still glad to be back. If anything funny actually does happen, I'll be sure to let you know.

Greetings, all!

I have indeed renewed my membership (that Missy is a temptress, what with her "special price" offers! ) However, I'm afraid I haven't been on much. I've been working a lot, and post-divorce from my ex-wife, MausFrau, not much funny has happened to me.

For example: my hairline seems to be receding and I was thinking, on the plus side, that I'd have less hair to comb. Of course, on the negative side, there'll be more face to wash.

For example: I just received some porn spam with "Huge Crocks" in the subject line, which is something of a rare example of truth in advertising.

So, mildly amusing, but not wildly funny.


Well, I'm still glad to be back. If anything funny actually does happen, I'll be sure to let you know.