fallen1carus

one of my favorite things to do is come home from work, get drunk on cheap wine and fuck.

i'm worried that someday our technology will be so infused with our being that we won't know how to live without it.

and there are only a few who know how to create. we have all of these devices that we depend on, but little knowledge of how they work or come into being.

i'm afraid there will be some kind of breakdown.

and we...
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i won the hamm's chugging contest.

it consisted of two beers each and wearing some tiny neon colored wife beaters.
and no chugging.
my rival has still not finished his second beer.

what a pussy.

i got off the plane at 7 am and there was a tall, sexy, leather clad hunk waiting there to whisk me away on a motorcycle. sometimes it takes a week in paradise to really appreciate home.

highlights of hawaii include:
38 mile downhill bike ride with beautiful scenery
mangos practically being shat out everywhere in the streets
generally beautiful warmness everywhere even though we...
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i'm off to hawaii for a week, and then off to a beach house for two days.

i hope i still have an apartment when i come back! i think the landlady might be too much of a pussy to kick us out after all.

yuck. i feel dirty.

this is not my cat, but i am listing him for a friend. the kitty is a big sweetypants. so if any of you people in portland are looking for a cat or know someone trustworthy who is, please give him a home!

http://portland.craigslist.org/zip/143998130.html

thanks to everybody that wished me a happy birthday! as promised, i will now do my best to describe the awesomeness that was my surprise birthday party.

i got off work at 9:30 and i thought i was meeting up with some people at ben's house so he could give us a ride to the clown show at the know. but i knocked on the...
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it is my birthday now, officially.

there is a very long journal entry that needs to be written abou the best birthday party, best boyfriend, and best friends ever making magical things happen. there's going to be a part about ass bruises and also some testicles.

...that i'm going to write after i sleeeeeeeeeep.

how do you try to recruit the naked kid with the green pigtailed dread locks that answers the door to become a jehovah's witness?

i married a trophy wife
she makes everyone think there's something good in my life.
for 11 years i bonded with the dog.
i bought my wife expensive sweaters.
she called the dog "kai kai" and made him her baby.
secretly i talked with him and we tried not to hate her.
now the dog is dead.

when you can buy anything you want
the...
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yeah!!!!! hooray for two day fuck fest!

i don't think that all of my holes have ever been fucked so thoroughly.

...and i sometimes take drugs recreationally, and admittedly this week has been a bit of a bender.

but goddamn. i said goddamn.
hell yeah for fucking for hours and hours and then being breathless and more fucking again and again until you can't even...
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