please don't try to friend me if you are just trying to collect girls on here.
when i get a friend request from someone i've never met or spoken to and i see that you have 300 friends that are all girls, it makes me sad. maybe you can't meet girls in real life, maybe you just want a bunch of cute girls to follow your blog, i don't know. but honestly i don't even really pay attention to the blogs of people i do know on here. just like, go outside and play or something.
when i get a friend request from someone i've never met or spoken to and i see that you have 300 friends that are all girls, it makes me sad. maybe you can't meet girls in real life, maybe you just want a bunch of cute girls to follow your blog, i don't know. but honestly i don't even really pay attention to the blogs of people i do know on here. just like, go outside and play or something.
so it has been a long week... it's pedalpalooza in portland and i've been busy doing all things bikey... and my lady tallbike gang was on the news! check it! http://www.kgw.com/video/thesquare-index.html?nvid=370286&shu=1 (that's me demonstrating the "lady mount").
on saturday the irondelles (our lady gang) were in a bike parade:
you may notice here, that i am wearing sunglasses, even though it is overcast. this is because i was extremely hung over.
here's me in my fancy socks:
that night we did the world naked bike ride, which was HUGE. about 5,000 people.
and the previous night, the midnight mystery ride went to a spot far above the city where we could see all the lights and play in a field all night long. there was super tall grass that you could hide in or roll around in, and we climbed trees... ah, good times.
on saturday the irondelles (our lady gang) were in a bike parade:
you may notice here, that i am wearing sunglasses, even though it is overcast. this is because i was extremely hung over.
here's me in my fancy socks:
that night we did the world naked bike ride, which was HUGE. about 5,000 people.
and the previous night, the midnight mystery ride went to a spot far above the city where we could see all the lights and play in a field all night long. there was super tall grass that you could hide in or roll around in, and we climbed trees... ah, good times.
today i went out in my pajamas (a slip) with the dog and let him out to pee. the wind pressure or something shut the apartment door and then i was locked out, barefoot with kittens. and my goods practically hangin out of my outfit.
so we walked for about 20 blocks and i found someone who didn't look creepy that let me borrow a cell phone. i called jake and he told me that his keys for the apartment were inside too.
the pavement was hot and my feet were hurting so i went to chopper's house for assistance. bo was there. the only extra shoes he had were aquasox. he let me borrow a little 16" minibike crapmagna. the seat was tilted back unreasonably. he let me borrow a pair of joeboxer pajama pants so i wouldn't be rubbing my cooter on the seat or flashing anyone.
then i went the 21 blocks back to the apartment with kittens, in my aquasox, joeboxer pajama pants and my slip on the magna with the tilted seat. there were two windows open at the apartment, but having little breaking and entering experience, i wasn't able to pry at the screens successfully. thank goodness no one called the cops on me, because i did look like a crackhead wearing all that shit and trying to break into an apartment midday.
then i rang all the doorbells of the complex until #6 answered. he didn't have the landlord's number. and i hate her anyway so i didn't really want to call. #6 went with me through the basement to the other part of the building and used his insurance card to slip open the lock. thanks #6, you rock.
now i must continue packing, because we are supposed to be in the middle of moving here.
so we walked for about 20 blocks and i found someone who didn't look creepy that let me borrow a cell phone. i called jake and he told me that his keys for the apartment were inside too.
the pavement was hot and my feet were hurting so i went to chopper's house for assistance. bo was there. the only extra shoes he had were aquasox. he let me borrow a little 16" minibike crapmagna. the seat was tilted back unreasonably. he let me borrow a pair of joeboxer pajama pants so i wouldn't be rubbing my cooter on the seat or flashing anyone.
then i went the 21 blocks back to the apartment with kittens, in my aquasox, joeboxer pajama pants and my slip on the magna with the tilted seat. there were two windows open at the apartment, but having little breaking and entering experience, i wasn't able to pry at the screens successfully. thank goodness no one called the cops on me, because i did look like a crackhead wearing all that shit and trying to break into an apartment midday.
then i rang all the doorbells of the complex until #6 answered. he didn't have the landlord's number. and i hate her anyway so i didn't really want to call. #6 went with me through the basement to the other part of the building and used his insurance card to slip open the lock. thanks #6, you rock.
now i must continue packing, because we are supposed to be in the middle of moving here.
today a boy i rented movies to came back two minutes later with a canvas. or rather a painted canvas, that looked like it should be painted over. he said "i was supposed to give this to someone today, and i just realized it was you." and then he gave it to me.
part of me wonders if he wanted me to have the painting, and i shouldn't paint over it. but i think that if he felt so compelled to give it to me, that i should do what i want with it. i was looking for canvas. i think i can make something good.
part of me wonders if he wanted me to have the painting, and i shouldn't paint over it. but i think that if he felt so compelled to give it to me, that i should do what i want with it. i was looking for canvas. i think i can make something good.
it's a big jumblefuck.
trying to move and pay off all of these assholes.
yarg! you can all go to hell! *shakes fist*
trying to move and pay off all of these assholes.
yarg! you can all go to hell! *shakes fist*
i have acute moments where i re-realize that i might be the luckiest person ever. i am so in love with my life. with my man friend, with my pets, with all of the honest and hilarious people i am so privileged to know...
is there such a thing as too much fun? sometimes i wonder if we pack in all of the good times now, in a few years, and that it's some kind of overload. like you're only allowed so much per lifetime, and if you spend it all too soon, that you'll just burn out. either by death, or by waning out in a painful or just boring rest of your life.
but i will continue to operate on the assumption that that is not true.
is there such a thing as too much fun? sometimes i wonder if we pack in all of the good times now, in a few years, and that it's some kind of overload. like you're only allowed so much per lifetime, and if you spend it all too soon, that you'll just burn out. either by death, or by waning out in a painful or just boring rest of your life.
but i will continue to operate on the assumption that that is not true.
a few minutes ago i learned that my burning man scholarship ticket application has been approved so i'm going for cheap.
today i had sex in a hot spring tub, climbed a fallen tree over a river, and drank orange-mango-fancy champagne mimosas for breakfast.
yesterday i camped with friends, took mushrooms and laughed my ass off to the point of falling down numerous times, almost got lost in the woods by myself, and didn't sleep the whole night.
huzzah.
today i had sex in a hot spring tub, climbed a fallen tree over a river, and drank orange-mango-fancy champagne mimosas for breakfast.
yesterday i camped with friends, took mushrooms and laughed my ass off to the point of falling down numerous times, almost got lost in the woods by myself, and didn't sleep the whole night.
huzzah.
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