
age: 41 (Jul 24, 1970)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2003
occupation: Chief Corporate Codemonkey / Counter Data Terrorism Agent
gets me hot: girls with short hair, dimples, radiant eyes and I'm a sucker for a cute smile
body mods: USB Port in back of head
i lost my virginity: on a day when I should have been doing something else.
sign: Leo
fantasy: My last day at work: Rock up wearing a colourful hawaian shirt and nothing else, sipping an alcoholic cocktail. Make SuicideGirls.com the default homepage for the 500 or desktop computers and then leave the building while randomly shaking people's hands with a concealed joy buzzer. Zappp! :D
I've been gone so long, that I'm kinda surprised that I haven't been dropped of everyone's friend list.
Well Germany was well... nice. Everytime I'm over there, it strikes me how stressesful people can make their own lives. Upon reflection I always appreciate my lifestyle here in slow, boring Perth that bit more.
And never have I met a more concentrated bunch of small-minded people. My uncle actually said that people who have tattoos are all criminals and I should not associate with them. I never got round to showing him this site... now that would have been the highlight of my holiday

Well, after spending most of the time catching up with relatives, who tend to be the old, cranky, conservative types and don't get out much, this point of view might be a bit biased and... oh, what the hell!! They're all sickos, weirdos, cannibals, sex crazed workaholics who are into bestiality and yet hide behind a facade of civillization.
Ok, don't believe me, just read the Oddly Enough section on Reuters.com.
Now Switzerland... You gotta love Switzerland. It's just that bit nicer. The air is just that bit fresher. The girls are just that bit cuter... and damn when I say cute, I mean _cute_. And people actually smile over there
Now I'm back, slaving away at work, eager for my next holiday.
Never got round to going to Canada, like I originally planned... but one day.. soon... real soon...
Well, now that I am a year older, but none the wiser, I'll see what mischief I can get up to now.
~ EyesOnly ~
Well Germany was well... nice. Everytime I'm over there, it strikes me how stressesful people can make their own lives. Upon reflection I always appreciate my lifestyle here in slow, boring Perth that bit more.
And never have I met a more concentrated bunch of small-minded people. My uncle actually said that people who have tattoos are all criminals and I should not associate with them. I never got round to showing him this site... now that would have been the highlight of my holiday
Well, after spending most of the time catching up with relatives, who tend to be the old, cranky, conservative types and don't get out much, this point of view might be a bit biased and... oh, what the hell!! They're all sickos, weirdos, cannibals, sex crazed workaholics who are into bestiality and yet hide behind a facade of civillization.
Now Switzerland... You gotta love Switzerland. It's just that bit nicer. The air is just that bit fresher. The girls are just that bit cuter... and damn when I say cute, I mean _cute_. And people actually smile over there
Now I'm back, slaving away at work, eager for my next holiday.
Never got round to going to Canada, like I originally planned... but one day.. soon... real soon...
Well, now that I am a year older, but none the wiser, I'll see what mischief I can get up to now.
~ EyesOnly ~







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