"I am huge evil_homer fan and supporter. I'm almost positive that he's been my friend since I joined the site in July. I was immediately drawn to him because of his mutual love for the Simpsons. But now of course, I am drawn to his sexified looks and persona. Someday I want to meet him, billyboy, and terental so that we may all go clubbing, smoke cigarrettes (I'll have to take that up just for you), and strike Franz-Ferdinand-esque poses.

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