age: 25 (May 04, 1987)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2011
occupation: I am a photographer/vet technician/blogger
makes me sad: Lost dog signs, anything having to do with death, sleepless nights due to thinking too much
into: Photography, Thunder storms, Any horror movie, Writing, Beards
makes me happy: Small things, showering in the morning, those few days starbucks hands me a free coffee, Hot guys in older cars, vintage furniture.
BLOGS
- It is not humanly impossible to run out of advice for one person. I thought that it was, but it's not.
- Monday would probably be the wrong day to tell me something really fucked up or stupid.
- I think friendships are just like any other relationships and if you are lacking in communication then you have a huge problem.
- I don't like my friends to date douche bags, just like I don't like mushrooms or those weird seed things you find in pizza (what ever the fuck they are) you can't mask that shit with good taste or looks... either way its still mushrooms and weird pizza seeds.
- John Travolta? Gay. I called that.
- If you're the type of person that gets razor burn easily.. crush up some low dose aspirin and mix with lotion and apply to your inflamed areas. Inflammation goes away. magic bitches.
- Trying to explain to someone how bad of an idea something else is when they believe it isn't full heartedly is like trying to explain to an infant how bad soda is when all they do is drink it. Do you know how hard that is?
- Anticipation is such a turn on.
-Sometimes I wish my superhero power was to punch someone in the face using my mental powers. They wouldn't know it was me, they would just feel the wrath of my invisible punch to the face...
- Unfortunately my superhero power is the power to suck.
- It takes a lot for someone to personally get on my bad side but one surefire way to get there is if you fuck one of my friends over... I have no problem publicly embarrassing you.
- You have major skills if you can shave your vagina in the dark.
- Why do Japanese people always look scared to death in porn?
- If a dude hasn't brought up moving in together its probably a good idea to never bring it up period.
- I will never understand the concept of posting how pathetic you feel or look on the Internet. Shits not attractive. Plus, who ever feels better when someones like "Awww...
- Monday would probably be the wrong day to tell me something really fucked up or stupid.
- I think friendships are just like any other relationships and if you are lacking in communication then you have a huge problem.
- I don't like my friends to date douche bags, just like I don't like mushrooms or those weird seed things you find in pizza (what ever the fuck they are) you can't mask that shit with good taste or looks... either way its still mushrooms and weird pizza seeds.
- John Travolta? Gay. I called that.
- If you're the type of person that gets razor burn easily.. crush up some low dose aspirin and mix with lotion and apply to your inflamed areas. Inflammation goes away. magic bitches.
- Trying to explain to someone how bad of an idea something else is when they believe it isn't full heartedly is like trying to explain to an infant how bad soda is when all they do is drink it. Do you know how hard that is?
- Anticipation is such a turn on.
-Sometimes I wish my superhero power was to punch someone in the face using my mental powers. They wouldn't know it was me, they would just feel the wrath of my invisible punch to the face...
- Unfortunately my superhero power is the power to suck.
- It takes a lot for someone to personally get on my bad side but one surefire way to get there is if you fuck one of my friends over... I have no problem publicly embarrassing you.
- You have major skills if you can shave your vagina in the dark.
- Why do Japanese people always look scared to death in porn?
- If a dude hasn't brought up moving in together its probably a good idea to never bring it up period.
- I will never understand the concept of posting how pathetic you feel or look on the Internet. Shits not attractive. Plus, who ever feels better when someones like "Awww...
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Callistus