Unemployment has given me the chance to do the following things:
1. See countless afternoon movies during the week at the 3 dollar theatre a week before they come out on DVD.
2. Visit my girlfriend a few times in Fresno, then regret charging the gas to drive up there...but it was worth it...I swear!
3. Workout, yet still not lose any weight. I hate you man boobs!
4. Tweet over 7,000 times!
5. Sleep way too much!
6. Ponder my future briefly while I'm awake.
7. Spend time with my parents...because I had to move back with them!
8. "Reconnect" with old friends hoping they could get me a job!
9. Try to finish Arkham Asylum, but get hopeless stuck because I suck at video games.
10. Get excited about seeing Star Wars-Episode 1: The Phantom Menace 3D like it was the most important thing ever!
Thank you economy for affording me the time to be a happy bum.

Unemployment has given me the chance to do the following things:
1. See countless afternoon movies during the week at the 3 dollar theatre a week before they come out on DVD.
2. Visit my girlfriend a few times in Fresno, then regret charging the gas to drive up there...but it was worth it...I swear!
3. Workout, yet still not lose any weight. I hate you man boobs!
4. Tweet over 7,000 times!
5. Sleep way too much!
6. Ponder my future briefly while I'm awake.
7. Spend time with my parents...because I had to move back with them!
8. "Reconnect" with old friends hoping they could get me a job!
9. Try to finish Arkham Asylum, but get hopeless stuck because I suck at video games.
10. Get excited about seeing Star Wars-Episode 1: The Phantom Menace 3D like it was the most important thing ever!
Thank you economy for affording me the time to be a happy bum.