About Me
It's alright if you act like a turd, because I like birds.
age: 31 (Apr 25, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2006
occupation: counter monkey/starving artist leaning on the fat side.
stats: Tall, dark, and dorky.
makes me sad: same things make most everyone sad.
makes me happy: reading, writing, filming stuff, creating things. Breathing.
fantasy: To make sweet love to my flying robot car.
body mods: Tattoo on my left forearm. I used to have my ear pierced. I'm kinda lame like that.
So sometimes I feel left out because I don't really have any drug stories. I mean, I've done some pot, and I giggled a bit, but that's pretty much as far as it goes. As of press time my best drug story is the time I got drunk on Jaeger and spent two hours laughing at Buster's fake fireplace. That's what happens to me when I'm drunk, I think everything's an absolute hoot. In the annals of drug stories, though, it's pretty thoroughly lame.
When other folks started getting seriously about their drug habits I just started wolfing down cupcakes and now I'm a fat lame bastard who doesn't have any good stories to tell.
But yanno, no regrets. Cupcakes are grand. But I'd kind of like a story about how I blacked out one night and woke up next to a seven-foot-tall Samoan drag queen with duct tape over my nipples and a midget in a hard hat passed out in my bathroom. Or at least an excuse for why that happened. Nowadays I just have to shrug my shoulders and say "Yanno, what are you gonna do?"
Okay, so that's mostly a lie. The midget wasn't wearing a hard hat as far as I remember.
When other folks started getting seriously about their drug habits I just started wolfing down cupcakes and now I'm a fat lame bastard who doesn't have any good stories to tell.
But yanno, no regrets. Cupcakes are grand. But I'd kind of like a story about how I blacked out one night and woke up next to a seven-foot-tall Samoan drag queen with duct tape over my nipples and a midget in a hard hat passed out in my bathroom. Or at least an excuse for why that happened. Nowadays I just have to shrug my shoulders and say "Yanno, what are you gonna do?"
Okay, so that's mostly a lie. The midget wasn't wearing a hard hat as far as I remember.
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- ALBUM Gidgette: Tattoo Museum Grand! 3/3/08
- ALBUM Prana Bathtime You are extremely cute! 2/15/08
- ALBUM Zippo: Ravishing Gorgeous! 2/15/08
- ALBUM Reid: think Well damn! 2/8/08





















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