Behold....

A new photoset from Franpire YAAAAY!

Yesterday this piece of shit car caught fire as I was driving home from work. I guess doing 85 m.p.h. and frequent emergency lane change maneuvers finally took it's toll, that and the 25 fender benders it encountered when my mother drove it. I have another much newer car I use on weekends and for going out n stuff so I'm not totally screwed.

R.I.P. Bucket

I'll be back soon, they got me on lock down.

This website never fails to cheer me up when I'm pissed off....but I'd never consider buying any of this stuff.... seriously though, this shit is like prozac to me.

I fell asleep last night listening to this album and had nightmares because of it. Fucking wow.

Gnaw their tongues - All the dread magnificence of perversity

Okay, screw all that self loathing shit. I just have some stupid health problems that are making life difficult right now.

Now it's time for The Beer Olympics. Wish me luck

I'll be dead within the next 10 years. Oh well, that's tough shit.

You know what I fuckin hate, it's when I come home hauling ass to the bathroom to take a leak and see a huge shit log floating in the toilet. FUCK THAT!, I can't even look at my own shit.

OK, sorry about my last blog being so angry and weird, but this little asshole(you might want to just skip the video, it doesn't start playing automatically) has become quite popular for all the wrong reasons. He abused the hell out of a cat while wearing a mask trying to conceal his identity but posted it on his youtube account, so now everybody and their mother knows exactly who he is, and almost every aspect of his life.

I saw the full video yesterday right before I posted my last blog, and it made me pretty angry, even the censored video may be a little too much for some people. If you enjoy seeing this kind of stuff do us all a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.

It's funny how something so stupid and insignificant can fuck up your entire day.