age: 30 (Sep 21, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: I am the ocean

stats: no thank you

sign: Virgo

gets me hot: thick clothing and pretty much every girl i see

makes me happy: sex; music; cool free stuff; money; shopping; security

i lost my virginity: when i was 15 to my first serious girlfriend. She was 16 and mexican and had great tits. I came in like 7.3 seconds and then we switched rubbers and went for like an hour...good times.

most humbling moment: I'm a fucking mook like all of the time. Humble isn't just a woprd for me it's like a fucking language.

into: casual sex with hot friends; taking pictures with my my new digital camera; my hot girlfriend; sex with attractive middle-agers; and someday, a threesome?

makes me sad: the thought of death and losing those that i love, homeless people in the rain, severely obese people without the option for change.

crush: scarlett johansson; emmy rossum; lindsay lohan (i know, but the freckles and big tits really throw me on her even though they normally dont.