age: 39 (Apr 11, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: film recorder. soon to be a dinosaur

most humbling moment: dreaming about HER every time i close my stinking fucking eyeballs.

makes me happy: not being so lonely.

sign: what sign?! we don't need no sticking sign!\!

i lost my virginity: a girl who wore brat pack sunglasses and smelled like funktifinin.

crush: YMCA. Bike.

body mods: i have a full body sleve. and i spent 5 million dollars to get my real skin back. now i look like a cheetoe.

into: reading fiction on the subway, snowboarding

makes me sad: shitheads. gangs that throw shit at me. bosses that make me feel incompetent.

gets me hot: seriously sexy shit without the hangups.

fantasy: sex. all fucking day long. and all night long. till we're both like, 'get the fucking fuck out of here. i can't look at you anymore.'