age: 38 (Apr 11, 1974)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2004
occupation: film recorder. soon to be a dinosaur
stats: i look like arnold nazinator dudaroni.
crush: YMCA. Bike.
sign: what sign?! we don't need no sticking sign!\!
gets me hot: seriously sexy shit without the hangups.
makes me sad: shitheads. gangs that throw shit at me. bosses that make me feel incompetent.
body mods: i have a full body sleve. and i spent 5 million dollars to get my real skin back. now i look like a cheetoe.
most humbling moment: dreaming about HER every time i close my stinking fucking eyeballs.
makes me happy: not being so lonely.
i lost my virginity: a girl who wore brat pack sunglasses and smelled like funktifinin.
fantasy: sex. all fucking day long. and all night long. till we're both like, 'get the fucking fuck out of here. i can't look at you anymore.'
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