age: 41 (Jun 13, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Flaneur/Gadabout

body mods: Crap tattoo on top of left foot, both tragus pierced.

crush: grape

stats: short and plush

sign: Subgenius

makes me happy: My trusty flask, cold weather, my neighborhood bar.

gets me hot: Jet rocket propulsion engines.

into: Your diary. I busted the lock and read it when you were out. Bitch.

fantasy: Two men at the same time. One doing my laundry, the other cleaning my apartment.

makes me sad: Bad grammar, kissy-face emoticons.

i lost my virginity: in a galaxy far, far away.