age: 30 (Nov 03, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: Claim Jumper

gets me hot: "It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself."

into: Steak & Dr. Pepper

stats: Rollerskate Skinny

body mods: "I've got bruises on my memory, tear-stains on my hand."

crush: Hawkeye Pierce

makes me happy: Dinosaurs. Kickball. Ice-Skating. Pirates. Ninjas. Hobos. Dogs. String Cheese. Muppets. Moon-Pies.

most humbling moment: I had 14oz. left to go on the 72oz. "Big Texan" and then I realized that life isn't worth living if you don't set goals for yourself.

makes me sad: Zombies. Monsters. Aliens. Morlocks. CHUD. Them. Airplanes. Computers. Robots. Fiends Without Faces.

sign: Shot-gun, Boom-boom