age: 24 (Jan 16, 1989)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2010
occupation: home security/automation
heroes: don draper. james franco. justin timberlake. paulo coelho. calvin and hobbes.
i lost my virginity: in a church parking lot. it was a unitarian church, so i think that made it more okay.
most humbling moment: the unexpected death of my father. i held his hand while he died. it changed me entirely.
fantasy: a stylish, intellectual nymphomaniac reading a book in a bar.
sign: capricorn
stats: 5'11". i work out with a punching bag. my eyelashes point downward. i part my hair, stay clean-shaven, and dress like an extra on 'mad men.'
makes me sad: seeing parents belittled in front of their kids. seeing kids disappointed. girls sticking with assholes. one-upping.
gets me hot: confidence. girls with smarts, sass, and a crooked smile. and if you can look sexy in a sundress, i'm yours.
into: jungle gyms. building things. when girls wink. sex in the grass. girls in sundresses. leaving drawings on receipts. estate sales. cufflinks. vintage ties. reading. sixties fashion.
crush: Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
First thing's first. I moved to Utah. Home of every Mormon ever, the most beautiful mountains, and every Mormon ever. Oh, and the most attractive women. <-- also Mormon. It was just time to move, you know? I felt like I knew every person in Tulsa, and even new people seemed like people I already knew. Same clothes, same tattoos, same bars, same shows, etc.
So I'm here. Found a very well-paying job at Vivint, and this place is fantastic. I was shocked at first by the sheer fanatacism of most people, but there ARE a few bars in Provo, and SLC isn't far. Also, I've been hiking, rock climbing, and spent a lot of time smoking cigars in natural hot springs. I love it.
And in honor of my newfound freedom, I'll post a shit-ton of pics from the past few months. Enjoy!
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Hanke