age: 24 (Jan 16, 1989)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2010

occupation: home security/automation

crush: Natalie Portman. Always.

i lost my virginity: in a church parking lot. it was a unitarian church, so i think that made it more okay.

fantasy: a stylish, intellectual nymphomaniac reading a book in a bar.

heroes: don draper. james franco. justin timberlake. paulo coelho. calvin and hobbes.

sign: capricorn

into: jungle gyms. building things. when girls wink. sex in the grass. girls in sundresses. leaving drawings on receipts. estate sales. cufflinks. vintage ties. reading. sixties fashion.

makes me happy: small children flirting with each other. puppies. swingsets. buying gifts. classic rock radio. singing. a very nice kiss with just enough tongue. seeing someone be polite. climbing trees. when a girl blushes. bourbon. romance.

makes me sad: seeing parents belittled in front of their kids. seeing kids disappointed. girls sticking with assholes. one-upping.

stats: 5'11". i use my gym membership. my eyelashes point downward. i part my hair, stay clean-shaven, and dress like an extra on 'mad men.'

gets me hot: confidence. girls with smarts, sass, and a crooked smile. and if you can look sexy in a sundress, i'm yours.