age: 30 (Mar 31, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2007
occupation: Bartender
stats: 5'11'' 150lbs
sign: Aries
most humbling moment: I don't know, I've had so many...
gets me hot: little strappy black high heels, silk stockings, short hair, and a great ass.
body mods: Tatoos, more to come soon.
into: music, music, music...I play keys, produce, do percussion, play harmonica... check out my newest group UrbanRiddumz.
i lost my virginity: outside under a deck behind some girls house whom I'd snuck out to meet. I was 14, right before my 15th birthday. We did it again later in the back of a Volkswagen that was broke down in the yard. Talk about uncomfortable. I laugh when I watch Mall Rats.
makes me happy: coffee in the morning, days off from work, playing music, listening to music, good conversation, speeding, the great outdoors, and my .357
makes me sad: advertising, processed food, the economy, the war, bad parents, drunk assholes, rich snotty assholes, assholes in general, tweekers, yuppies, and crazy drivers.
"That's pretty cool, thank you very much!" The man continues on with his meal, savoring every bite with his lucky spoon. As he finishes his meal, the waiter comes by to drop the check. "Excuse me waiter, I couldn't help but notice that you have a string hanging from your zipper."
"Yessir." replies the waiter. "We learned in the efficiency class that by putting a string on your zipper, you can use the bathroom and not have to wash your hands."
"Interesting. but how do you pull out your privates without using your hands?"
"well sir, I don't know about everybody else, but I use a spoon."
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