age: 45 (May 03, 1968)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2004
occupation: I personalise Teddy Bears for internet retail sales. No joke. No fucking joke.
heroes: Katie Jane Garside, Nan Vernon, Linda Smith, Mario Bava.
makes me happy: Making art that insinuates its dubious way into the minds of the impressionable.
body mods: Plaster of paris buttock in-fill and tractor pull to remove wrinkles.
stats: Greek god, slightly worn, under appreciated.
sign: Please turn off your poxy cell-phone.
makes me sad: Exploitation, dismissiveness, lack of love, absence of desire, licensed Babygro's with a Nirvana logo prominent, paucity of lust and Photo-copier sales reps called Mark.
into: Good food, lewd conversation and intelligent, transgressive women who get off by sitting and squirming on the face of ugly men.
gets me hot: An off-trail sense of humour, a dirty laugh and a a distinctive nose.
i lost my virginity: and I haven't recieved a piece of mail from the antisocial mutt since.
crush: The honey who lives in my mirror.
After being absent from this site for about ten months, I re-joined for a year and commenced to luxuriate in the surfeit of tender flesh spread provocatively across my monitor screen like the thinnest skein of the subtlest foie gras...but it wasn't enough, you see?
Although I swore to refrain from my hot addiction to frivolous doodles and crass cartoons to merely letch at the slick surface kicks of the main page, nevertheless I felt the old urge begin to surface like a fugitive prawn finding its way to the seething surface of a gloriously glutinous gumbo.
In my on-again/off-again daytime paid pastime of personalising teddy bears for international web sales (no lie) my child-brain fermented raw graphic atrocities that only the members of SG could probably understand.
I had to give in and accept my profound deviation.
Over the last few months I have been uploading new SG-themed cartoons to various SG's and have recieved wonderful feedback and support for my petty obsessions with mythical creatures, pseudo-spiders, voodoo dolls and erotic androids.
To accelerate my mental deterioration and that of other members I have concluded that a regular blog featuring my latest childish scrawls is just the kind of ridiculous posturing that I find so apt.
I completed my latest cartoon a few hours ago.
Hit this link to reveal the wonder of Mermaid Clio :
http://img.suicidegirls.com/media/members/0/92/146920/157360/2120243.jpg
I don't think that she's seen it herself yet...so I could really be in the shit.
Back shortly...
...with a rasta tarantula!
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Manko