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MARCH 18, 2007 @ 12:36 PM | 4 COMMENTS


Finals! Final exams everywhere!!!

FEBRUARY 1, 2007 @ 02:50 PM | 1 COMMENT


Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the
doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her
to make love with him.

Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18
hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"

Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours
of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just
one more time before I die."

She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned
until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder
to wake her up.

"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being
funny but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."



Heh, just thought I'd share.
JANUARY 23, 2007 @ 11:49 AM | 3 COMMENTS


Uh, oh. Here I go again haha. So it's my birthday today and I'm pretty excited. Gonna go out to lunch with my girlfriend in a moment, so this will be short. Life for me has been going well so far. The new classes have been kicking me in the ass uo to this point, but I've kept up. Only time will tell how I manage. The girlfriend and I are going great, so no complaints there. Work...well, it's work. Only thing is that no person should have to mutate plasmids and incubate vectors on their birthdays. But that's life, I guess.

So now that I'm a quarter of a century old, it kida feels odd, I guess. I still feel like that kid with his head in the clouds wondering about my future and what I'm gonna do with my life. But at the same time, I feel old. I feel my age, for sure. I mean, it'll be neat to be able to rent a car without my sister's help, but I feel old compared to everyone else around me. My boss is 24 (2 months younger than I am) and she is managing two apartment complexes. Where am I? Still working on my undergraduate degree. My girlfriend is 18 (yes, say what you want), enough said. Most of the other residents I work with are 18-19 and the oldest ones are 21-22. And here I am...a quarter of a century old. Bah, I shouldn't complain. Life is good at the moment and age is a relative thing, right? You're only as old as you feel, yeah? Well, anyways, I gotta go have lunch right now. Hope you guys all have an awesome day! smile
DECEMBER 31, 2006 @ 01:39 PM | 7 COMMENTS


So this being the very last day of '06, I was just feeling a little introspective. The year was very much a mixed bag of goodness and supreme shit. Managed to finish my first year at the university with a decent GPA, which suprised me since I got off to such a bad start. Went back to bartending during the summer to pay off my loans a bit and went back to school with a full ride scholarship (take it from me, it's awesome just to be able to brag to others that I go to school FOR FREE!). Starting my second year though, I almost lost the money because of my grades. I got a bit ahead of myself and thought I could handle 5 upper division chemistry courses. Biggest mistake of my life. Between work and school, I did nothing else (not even sleep). I've been missing, in large part, from the SG community and I feel I do miss people here an aweful lot. I mean shit, I haven't been on the SG radio boards for almost two years now. Far too long if you ask me (considering I met most people I know here on the SG radio boards). Anyhow, the past year wasn't all terrible. Somehow in the mayhem, I managed to get myself a girlfriend. She's the sweetest thing I've ever met and she makes giddy like a little schoolgirl. So that's pretty much it. Although I've left out a lot about what happend in the year (cuz who the hell wants to read about that?) it's been a really boring year, but I have to say, it was pretty good. Hopefully '07 will be an even better one. I know it's gonna start off with a bang. Gonna go to my buddy's party tonight, then I'm gonna head off to Pasadena and throw tortillas at the Pasadena Tournament of Roses Honor Band (hey, I marched that infernal parade for 3 years...I've earned my dues tongue)

Anyhow, to burn time I stole this from Sky. HAPPY '07 EVERYONE!!


1. How old will you be in five years?
29

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
No one, I just woke up.

3. How tall are you?
5'8

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
2007, my birthday

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Nightmare Before Christmas

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Manny to tell me that he just bought a Playstation 3

8. What was the last text message you received?
A steamy one from my Girlfriend

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
call

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Having coffee at Canter's Deli with Alex

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
married

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
last night around 3am

14. What color are your eyes?
boring 'ol brown

15. what time did you wake up this morning?
like at 1pm haha

16. What are you wearing right now?
a white t-shirt and black sweats...I'm boing

17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
none, christmaas muzak makes me want to shoot myself

18. Do you tan or burn?
tan, then burn

19. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
water, I couldn't swim as a kid

20. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3

21. How big is your bed?
twin

22. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
BOTH!

23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
with...it's pretty cold in my house at night

24. What color are your sheets?
beige

25. How many pillows do you sleep with?
3

26. What is your favorite season?
fall, OKTOBERFEST!

27. Have you ever kissed more than one boy in a night?
nope...I don't particularly like kissing boys

28. What do you like about winter?
it's cold.

29. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Pasadena

30. Do you like Chinese food?
god no

31. Do you like coffee?
yes but only at certain places. Starbucks is death.

32. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
nowhere near what I shold be. I'd say 3 on the average

33. What do you drink in the morning?
juice

34. Do you know how to play poker?
yup

35. Do you like hugs?
yes

36. Do you have an addictive personality?
not really

37. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
not really

38. Do you want kids?
ask me in 10 years

39.Do you speak any foreign languages?
um, not really. I can speak some Spanish and chinese but not much

40. Have you ever gotten stitches?
nope

41. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
window

42. Do you know how to drive?
yes

43. Can you roll your tongue?
yes

44. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Uncle Fucker fromt the South Park movie
NOVEMBER 16, 2006 @ 03:13 PM | 9 COMMENTS


Oiy. My monthly update is due.

My life is quickly becoming a disaster site. School is falling apart for me. I don't know what to do anymore. Thank god for thanksgiving break. More to come...
OCTOBER 12, 2006 @ 09:28 AM | 3 COMMENTS


It hurts when your friends break your trust. They may as well shank me with a rusty knife.
OCTOBER 9, 2006 @ 11:31 PM | 1 COMMENT


Argh! Too much going on at the moment! New classes! New girlfriend! New everything!



...more to come later
SEPTEMBER 12, 2006 @ 10:27 AM | 4 COMMENTS


So I'm really, really bad at this updating thing. But to be honest, nothing much has been going on. School, work, sleep. That's it. I really wish I had more to write about, but that's just the bleak life I live. Every single year this happens. I spend the entire summer doing jack shit, and I want school to start (shudder). Well anyways, I actually have something to look forward to this upcoming year. I'm set to graduate with a BS in Biochemistry (finally) so I'm kinda, sorta looking for work. I'm starting as a Resident Advisor in an off campus dorm so I've met a lot of new people (albeit some of them under the wrong circumstances) and girls...oh, the girls. So things won't be looking so shitty and bleak soon. Hopefully I can head back to LA soon though, I miss my friends terribly and I want to spend a lot of time with them. Especially if it's times like this:



HAHA. That was from Oktoberfest here in Torrance in like '04. Those were some good times that year. I hope to go again.

Oh yeah, I know this vid is old as fuck, but I just can't....stop...watching.



I'm gonna bust some of those moves next time I go out dancing with the group of ladies I hang out with.
SEPTEMBER 5, 2006 @ 09:49 AM | 3 COMMENTS


RIP Steve Irwin. I'll miss ya buddy.
SEPTEMBER 2, 2006 @ 08:18 PM | 2 COMMENTS


Wow, going out drinking with the bosses is really kind of fun! And now, I do homework...
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