Hello again.
I know I've been pretty neglectful of this journal recently. To be fair, this is not entirely a result of my laziness and lack of anything remotely interesting to write about. My internet connection has been unreliable at best for the past few months. On the bright side, I've had a lot of extra time to catch up on reruns of The Office and have developed huge crushes on both Jim and Pam. Anyhow, here's what I've been up to lately:
I go to work Monday through Friday. It is boring there. I guess that is old news.
My mom talked me into going to the gym with her in the mornings. It is boring there too. I'm starting to get these gross muscle bulges in my calves, so I think I might stop going. Also, it's really cutting in on my morning routine of drinking orange juice and chain smoking.
I draw pictures sometimes.


I drew this one for Bailey. She said she might get a tattoo of it. I think that would be pretty neat, don't you?
I got a haircut. Now I look like this:


I've decided to start using the word 'Nachos' as an adjective, like as a synonym for 'crazy', i.e. "That guy talking to his hand on the bus was nachos, man!" or "That's nachos!" (not to be confused with "That's Nacho's!", which would mean that belongs to someone named Nacho, who I like to think is a small, round man with a mustache).
The mister isn't buying it.
Sometimes I go to the park on the weekends. I went to a picnic a couple weeks ago and made eggs shaped like woodland creatures.

Most of the time, I like to hang out with these two:

The furry one can be kind of a dick though.
In more exciting news, I got a motorcycle. This should be interesting seeing as I don't even know how to drive a car. Or ride a bicycle. I'm doing well on it so far. Hopefully I won't die.



The woman in the last picture is living legend Tura Satana. You may remember her from such films as Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and The Doll Squad. On the same night that picture was taken, I was about three...
I know I've been pretty neglectful of this journal recently. To be fair, this is not entirely a result of my laziness and lack of anything remotely interesting to write about. My internet connection has been unreliable at best for the past few months. On the bright side, I've had a lot of extra time to catch up on reruns of The Office and have developed huge crushes on both Jim and Pam. Anyhow, here's what I've been up to lately:
I go to work Monday through Friday. It is boring there. I guess that is old news.
My mom talked me into going to the gym with her in the mornings. It is boring there too. I'm starting to get these gross muscle bulges in my calves, so I think I might stop going. Also, it's really cutting in on my morning routine of drinking orange juice and chain smoking.
I draw pictures sometimes.


I drew this one for Bailey. She said she might get a tattoo of it. I think that would be pretty neat, don't you?
I got a haircut. Now I look like this:


I've decided to start using the word 'Nachos' as an adjective, like as a synonym for 'crazy', i.e. "That guy talking to his hand on the bus was nachos, man!" or "That's nachos!" (not to be confused with "That's Nacho's!", which would mean that belongs to someone named Nacho, who I like to think is a small, round man with a mustache).
The mister isn't buying it.
Sometimes I go to the park on the weekends. I went to a picnic a couple weeks ago and made eggs shaped like woodland creatures.

Most of the time, I like to hang out with these two:

The furry one can be kind of a dick though.
In more exciting news, I got a motorcycle. This should be interesting seeing as I don't even know how to drive a car. Or ride a bicycle. I'm doing well on it so far. Hopefully I won't die.



The woman in the last picture is living legend Tura Satana. You may remember her from such films as Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and The Doll Squad. On the same night that picture was taken, I was about three...






































