Hello.
I decided not to wait another year to update my journal this time. I haven't really done very much since my last post, but I do have some pictures that I hope will make me appear fun and exciting!

I am still unemployed. I am now looking for work, somewhat passively. I like to fantasize about being a housewife in a 1950's movie. I want to wear aprons, bake cookies and have perfect hair all the time. I think this dream may be slightly unrealistic.

I've had a lot of free time. When I'm not watching television for hours on end, I sometimes like to make ridiculous plush critters:


I made kind of a lot, and I don't want to look like a crazy lady with a million stuffed animals in my house, so I am selling some here. You should buy them! You won't seem crazy if you only have a couple, I promise.

I've also been doing some modeling for jayenh:








He's a nice guy and takes some pretty neat pictures, right?
He also has a photo booth. flash_rockman and I took advantage of it:


I did some fan art drawings.

Rigel:


Prussia:


I made some lingerie based on a drawing from my last journal:


The mister took photos:















A few weeks ago, I went to WonderCon. I met a ton of awesome girls from the site, and some scary clowns:


I spent a lot of time looking at boobs:


My ass was grabbed:


I met some YipYips. Sadly, I don't have a picture of that encounter.

Not much else is new with me. I can't think of a good way to end this journal entry, so here is a creepy picture of my cat:


xox,
Bowie

Hello.

Ok, so it's been over a year since my last journal. I hope you're not expecting something epic from this one. I just got the feeling that some of you were starting to suspect I was dead, so I thought it might be time to update.

Everything is boring here. I like it that way.

I got laid off about four months ago. My company completely shut down their San Francisco offices. This makes me happy.
I am not looking for a new job. This also makes me happy.

I went to visit some family in New Mexico a while back.
I taught my grandma how to play Loco Roco:

We visited my grandpa:

I did my dad's hair when he was drunk:

He liked it:

I ate a bagel:

My dad was grumpy and so was my uncle:

My dad started smoking and can now stop lecturing me please:

My uncle looks like my cat sometimes:


We moved into a house next door to my mom's house.

I ate a lot of toast.

I did some drawings:






I took a fashion class at the city college and did more drawings:





I watched television.
I watched more television.
I am still waiting for Big Love to come back.
I dressed up as Nicki Grant for Halloween:


I participated in two zombie flash mobs:




I ate a lot of cheese.

I baked Obama cupcakes:


I made a slug:

The mister made a slug too:


I stopped bleaching my hair.

I took some naps.

My friend Miki made shirts. I modeled them:




This cat died:

This cat has diabetes and is costing me a goddamn fortune:

This cat reminds me of a sausage and is awesome:


Nothing else is new. I hope the excessive amount of pictures in this journal make up for the lack of actual writing.

I hope all is well with everyone who reads my journal. I guess I hope all is well with everyone who doesn't read my journal also.

xoxox,
Bowie

Hello again.
I know I've been pretty neglectful of this journal recently. To be fair, this is not entirely a result of my laziness and lack of anything remotely interesting to write about. My internet connection has been unreliable at best for the past few months. On the bright side, I've had a lot of extra time to catch up on reruns of The Office and have developed huge crushes on both Jim and Pam. Anyhow, here's what I've been up to lately:

I go to work Monday through Friday. It is boring there. I guess that is old news.

My mom talked me into going to the gym with her in the mornings. It is boring there too. I'm starting to get these gross muscle bulges in my calves, so I think I might stop going. Also, it's really cutting in on my morning routine of drinking orange juice and chain smoking.

I draw pictures sometimes.



I drew this one for Bailey. She said she might get a tattoo of it. I think that would be pretty neat, don't you?

I got a haircut. Now I look like this:





I've decided to start using the word 'Nachos' as an adjective, like as a synonym for 'crazy', i.e. "That guy talking to his hand on the bus was nachos, man!" or "That's nachos!" (not to be confused with "That's Nacho's!", which would mean that belongs to someone named Nacho, who I like to think is a small, round man with a mustache).
The mister isn't buying it.

Sometimes I go to the park on the weekends. I went to a picnic a couple weeks ago and made eggs shaped like woodland creatures.



Most of the time, I like to hang out with these two:



The furry one can be kind of a dick though.

In more exciting news, I got a motorcycle. This should be interesting seeing as I don't even know how to drive a car. Or ride a bicycle. I'm doing well on it so far. Hopefully I won't die.







The woman in the last picture is living legend Tura Satana. You may remember her from such films as Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and The Doll Squad. On the same night that picture was taken, I was about three feet away from JOHN WATERS. Here is one of the 28 pictures my friend Danielle took of the back of his head:



I've had some incredible fan art done of me recently.


By mister alexj. I am always amazed by his work.


By SG Kikka. You may recognize this one from my second profile picture. I know it's not really recent, but the lovely miss Kikka was gracious enough to send me the original painting and I wanted to post it again because it is awesome.

I also just found out that not only am I the six of diamonds, I am ON THE COVER of the second edition box of Rion Vernon SG playing cards!

Holy crapballs.

I guess I did have some pretty interesting things to write about this time. This has probably been my most action packed journal entry ever. I hope nobody expects this kind of entertainment from future journal entries, because it is doubtful that I will ever be able to top this. That is all.

xox,
Bowie

Time for an update, I guess.

The mister and I got the hell out of Las Vegas.

We got to visit my dad in Joshua Tree on our way back to San Francisco.







We are now living with my mom. This sounds lame, but is actually awesome.

I'm going back to work at my old call center job. This sounds lame because it is.

I am selling some of my drawings in the
SG Sales Group.

I'm spending most of my free time making these stupid things:





That's all I have to say. I am the most boring person ever. The end.

I miss Boston sometimes.

I miss seeing this when I read the SG news:



Damn you, IndieClick!

I love me some flash_rockman.