"BTW, i know you don't know me, but I wanted to wish you luck with whatever is going on medically. I've had a liver biopsy and that was so scary. I wish you the best of wishes"

"Really how does one go about such naughty job?"

"Phone tag peeps for life."

"blue valentine is awesome, she has assisted me in my naughty path of phone sex work "

"i love you to death. you're one of my favorite people ever. i'll always think happy thoughts about all of the phone tagging until one of us fell asleep. hopefully we can still do that after i leave. you're the best!"

"They were going to release a BV edition of Clue, but the answeris always "BV. In the conservatory. With a roundhouse kick.""

"you still owe me a cheesecake, but i'm leaving you a good testimonial regardless. bluevalentine is shit! i mean, she's the shit! oh man. this is... pressure... very.. awkward. .... "

"she gets under my skin like whoa....

and I like it "

"BlueValentine is the best team leader ever. Team BV represent!!! I hope fate sends good stuff her way in ‘06. And that she starts dating someone from the power company...

I ♥ her."

"Oh my, I love me some BV...She's my baby mama, my gossip buddy, and my partner in cheesecake crime...

I adore her and you better too, or I will come to your town and beat a bitches' ass! "

"Anyone who can ease my fears about my cooking abilities is one fine gal. I mean, look at her pics. Duh. "

"She likes my pee-pee. What more can I say? "

"This girl is my long lost best friend...I feel like we've known each other for years. She is evil in the sweetest way possible. I wish I had half the panache she has. There are so many other things I want to say about her but the bitch kept me awake all night, and my brain is fried. I'll just have to save some for the next testimonial. I ♥ her.

Can't wait to meet you in September!!!"

"How can you elaborate on a woman that is loved and adored by so many? Not only is she fucking hilarious and clever, but a downright beautiful person through and through. You Ms., are a rawker "

"smart,sexy,sassy & other things that start with the letter s..she rocks like no ones business "