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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!

So she just called and she wants to meet tonight instead of tomorrow night! Shit! Shit! I have to get ready and clean my place up in case she comes over!!!!!!

FACIAL MASK! STAT! eeek

I'M GOING ON A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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volkov:
*imagining "WOOP! WOOP!" sirens going off in BFHQ and little red lights spinning "Dating Emergency! Dating Emergency! Go to Code Red! Prepare for kissy face!* biggrin

you really are the sutest.

and of course she wanted to see you today not tomorrow. she probably wanted to see you RIGHT FUCKING NOW rather than tomorrow. it's your charm. it's undeniable . even to a straight boy like myself. smile

good luck trooper!

*hugs*

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katmax:
hey girrrl! You have to let me know how you date goes. She a total hottie...and um well so are you...so you guys should have rockstar sex...or conversations...whatever...if the date sucks just go back to strongbad email
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My friend Jana took me to a country-western lesbian bar last night, it was hilarious. The entire place is decorated like an old saloon and it's totally random. Country music played on the jukebox and we shot pool. I ordered an apple martini and the bartender laughed at me and called me a fag, it was hilarious. She said, "What are you doing in this...
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ltrain:
heh. its called doing pushups occassionaly. i'm trying to get away from l.a. and so cal altogether. but i must add we have some of the hottest chicks around. talk about style and being gay all in one area. but their personalities kinda ruin it... snobby! wink yes we can be at times but for good reasons. girls are evil! well good luck on your date. a bad one is better then no date at all i guess. wink oh and thank you for the me-yow!! *blushes*
catdad:
I wish I had an ex-rpg chick to go out with. Hope it all goes well.

umbilical cord. That's funny. A friend who teaches comparative religion and his wife kept the umbilical cord of their son because they thought it might come in handy during his teenage years. wink
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cobalt:
Ah, a true internet classic...
solisis:
dear god I had a run in with a possum once!

i swear, until this day I knew no fear. it was ten feet tall if it was a foot!
then it was pounded off the balcony and disappeared into the mystic night from whence it came... just thinking about it makes my blood hurt
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On an interesting note, I consulted an astrologer today and he told me that I would find the love of my life in the dairy section of a supermarket... surreal In his words, "Reach for the yogurt, honey, and you will find something else that is sweet and creamy."

He also told me that according to the planets rising in my sign, I am a "tigress"...
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lighthammer:
So love is in the stars for you, huh? Lucky little thing smile

You deserve happiness in your life. As Magneto would say "You are a God among insects. Dont let anyone ever tell you differently"
onefoolishline:
i'm sweet and creamy. puke biggrin

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There will always be someone who is jealous of you.

And who really could be more malicious than an infantile 18 year old?

Keep running your mouth, Leanne.

You bury your own grave here on this site. biggrin
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psmith:
Oh no. looks like some teenager is trying to use some of her new Freshman 101 vocabulary.

gentlefemm:
Hello!
:kiss; gentle
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Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!

I have wielded a power much like that of the mighty O.

There was some asswipe talking shit about me on my LGBT board and made an unfounded post in one of my journals calling me schizophrenic.

The offender has been removed, slain by my right mouse-clicking hand. biggrin And I think that this jerk-off, if they want to stay on SG, will think twice...
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antisquid:
Whatevs, I've been calling her Mighty for like ever.

Oh, and technically you and your hallucinations are rejoicing. You're thinking of multiple personality disorder.

Oooh! You have MPD! MPD! MPD!
chirex:
Well, as long as you're having fun with it...
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Ok, updating for the 423453487th time today. Ah, boredom.

Drawing up an itinerary for when I leave here. It goes something like:

From SF ---> L.A.
From L.A. ---> Phoenix
From Phoenix ---> Houston
From Houston ---> New Orleans
From New Orleans ---> Miami
From Miami ---> Boston
From Boston ---> New York, Greenwich Village

The End.

God this will be costly...and man I will...
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grrlhavoc:
sounds like a plan to me
fred:

Road trips are great.
Add one city: San Diego! We got Mexico nearby also.

I drove to NYC from San Diego in four days once.
That was kind of rushed but we still had time to spend a few hours a day at a location: Phoenix to visit dad, Oklahoma City ran into the blown up building by accident, Memphis - Elvis's graceland, and washington DC.
I was surprised at how interesting Arkansas was.
It's a nice change of pace from the previous 600 miles of flat dirt.
I like southern diners too -- waffle house baby.

I think the two extremes are most interesting - either amazing cities like NYC or New Orleans or totally backwood types of places out in the middle of nowhere.
Once I got to spend a weekend in Atlanta for a business trip so I got my rental car and drove to alabama for the hell of it. It was real country scenery. Ended up driving through a thunderstorm.

So how long will it be?
I'd recommend the big cities you have so far, maybe even a few less so you could spend more time in each one.
It depends on how much time and money you have.

Myself I'd like to drive up the coast: no-cal, SF, portland, seattle to vancouver.
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So apparently I am updating this again because I have nothing to do today and am trying to waste as much time as possible.

I was again talking about how we need to improve our community on CL, as a heralding call for the weak, tired, sad lesbians here. I got back:

411 for all the disillusioned.

Reply to: anon-12137558@craigslist.org
Date: 2003-06-06, 4:32PM


Greetings Lovelies,...
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chirex:
so, you gonna do that fund thingy?
grrlhavoc:
we have a community here already wink
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I don't wanna talk about last night. skull

For the first time in 21 years, I have no sense of direction right now. It makes me panic and therefore spin out of control. I am seeking progress, and am trying things I hate or abhor to see if they work.

Things will take time. And a change of location is necessary. I think as soon as...
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fetha:
I enjoy not having much direction...it seems to make life more interesting.

I'm also considering the Buddhism thing...there's a temple in my hometown that I'd like to start going to when I get back. The Dalai Llama is also coming there in September.

If you feel like Toronto is a good change of location for you, I'll give you a free ice cream :-)
fetha:
P.S. You're hot.
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So tonight is going to be one of the premiere lesbian soirees of the summer. Rebel Girl, the lesbian club where all of the punk girls go, is having their three year anniversary. Nearly everyone (gah, including my exes) in twenty-something lesbian society is going to be there, for sure. The air has been buzzing with word of it for weeks now.

And i'm out...
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r_dominique:
sooooo... how did it go?
onefoolishline:
where aaaaaaaaaaaareeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuu?

i'm going to work with monkeys and fishtanks...and...food...?

did you have fun, lady? biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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