age: 31 (Oct 25, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: Master of the cellars

stats: Looking more Samwise and less Frodo these days....

sign: BAMF!

gets me hot: I live in Florida, it's ALWASYS hot

fantasy: At this point, just finding a woman who isn't a freaking nutcase would be a fantasy come true.

i lost my virginity: Yes. What, you want details?

into: Video games, horror movies, filmmaking, Eddie Izzard, webdesign, horror movies, reading, monkeys, wishing I could draw, Harry Potter, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Special Fx Makeup, Zombies, Foxtrot, and all sorts of other fun stuff.

body mods: A tattoo on my right ankle in Angerthas that reads "Let them come- There is one Dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"

crush: Ewen McGregor and Kylie Minogue