I'm British, innit?
Thanks dad, for being from England and marrying my mum before you knocked her up.
Now I can go live in the Motherland.
Where my usage of the word 'cunt' will no longer be frowned upon.
And I get to be with a certain bearded fellow...
Spring 2011!
ps. Fuck you HST!
Thanks dad, for being from England and marrying my mum before you knocked her up.
Now I can go live in the Motherland.
Where my usage of the word 'cunt' will no longer be frowned upon.
And I get to be with a certain bearded fellow...
Spring 2011!
ps. Fuck you HST!
Anyone else here pregnant with food?
I just ate the whole entire world. And I'm in love. And I'm hoping to receive a British passport in the mail within six weeks.
There are no words left from me. Only this:
The cities were built for you. They are eager to welcome you.
The doors of the houses are wide open. The meal is
Ready on the table.
As the cities are very big
Experts have drawn maps for
Those who do not know the programme, showing clearly
The quickest way to reach
One's goal.
As nobody knew exactly what you wanted
You are of course expected to suggest improvements.
Here or there
There may be some little thing not quite to your taste
But that will be put right at once
Without you having to lift a finger.
In short, you will be
In the best possible hands. Everything is completely ready.
All you
Need to do is come.
I just ate the whole entire world. And I'm in love. And I'm hoping to receive a British passport in the mail within six weeks.
There are no words left from me. Only this:
The cities were built for you. They are eager to welcome you.
The doors of the houses are wide open. The meal is
Ready on the table.
As the cities are very big
Experts have drawn maps for
Those who do not know the programme, showing clearly
The quickest way to reach
One's goal.
As nobody knew exactly what you wanted
You are of course expected to suggest improvements.
Here or there
There may be some little thing not quite to your taste
But that will be put right at once
Without you having to lift a finger.
In short, you will be
In the best possible hands. Everything is completely ready.
All you
Need to do is come.
I got sister tattoos with my closest friend/business partner today. East Van style.
Life is interesting.
And it's about to get interesting-er.
Life is interesting.
And it's about to get interesting-er.
I just got back from a dusky walk under cherry blossoms lit up by orange streetlights. With my mum`s senile, arthritic, toothless Shetland sheepdog. Her name is Zoey and her breath smells like every single fish in the sea took a giant fishy shit in her mouth, and then all those shits farted out fish gas, and then the whole thing was left out in the sun for sixty thousand years.
I may or may not be fantasizing about a Swarovski-crystal encrusted one-piece bikini. But not in the way that you think.
I was tattooed as well today, I only had to be half-naked this time. My tattooist has a very colourful beard. It is maybe the second or third nicest beard I`ve seen. I like my tattoo more and more each day. This one was different...some work I have, I love to bits right off the bat. Other pieces grow on me, like a little child that you don`t quite understand yet. You have to get to know this baby, even though you made it, and then you can love it. This one is like that. I think it`s kind of emblematic of certain things in my life, or anyone`s really. Those things that through pain and uncertainty, creep up to you slowly to show you their beauty.
Oh, hey ladyexxa, look what I found on my mum`s computer: (I remember that red hair of yours fondly...6RC/7RC, 10 volume, half 6N on the roots....)
I should be this suntanned all the time, non?
I may or may not be fantasizing about a Swarovski-crystal encrusted one-piece bikini. But not in the way that you think.
I was tattooed as well today, I only had to be half-naked this time. My tattooist has a very colourful beard. It is maybe the second or third nicest beard I`ve seen. I like my tattoo more and more each day. This one was different...some work I have, I love to bits right off the bat. Other pieces grow on me, like a little child that you don`t quite understand yet. You have to get to know this baby, even though you made it, and then you can love it. This one is like that. I think it`s kind of emblematic of certain things in my life, or anyone`s really. Those things that through pain and uncertainty, creep up to you slowly to show you their beauty.
Oh, hey ladyexxa, look what I found on my mum`s computer: (I remember that red hair of yours fondly...6RC/7RC, 10 volume, half 6N on the roots....)
I should be this suntanned all the time, non?
