"Fuck, I'm sorry, I love you, you're like a sister to me. A real sister."

"And fucken stay away from my man!"

"Only if your midget brother can be the photog!!! Because you know how he gets so jealous!!!! Stop calling him your half -step -brother because I know he's your full blood brother and that's why your arm is all like that!!!! And your mom!
OMG, BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFxinfinity, no returnsies."

"If we're gonna roll, it's gotta be Bombay the Hard Way."

"I'd sit in her chair anyday!"

"I have certain special feelings for the babyhead. Somebody order me a big spoon of her sometime soon."

"Haylsby Von Der Babyhead you cut hair real purdy, and play a meeeeeean game o Scrabble."