
age: 35 (Apr 03, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2004
occupation: massage therapist
makes me sad: puppies & kittens made to fight to the death for slave wages.
i lost my virginity: in el segundo
crush: CERTAINLY NOT SEANBABY
sign: slippery when wet
makes me happy: puppies & kittens living together in peace with unicorns.
into: being generous, wine, honesty, taking pics, cheese, green grass in my toes, sunsets, the beach, harley quinn, domokun, totoro, keroppi, boys w/ big sticks, 45 rpm inserts, & the eternal quest for the right tattoo artist to do my work.
body mods: lotsa inks couple metals
stats: second to none.
gets me hot: fire...allergic reactions...hair pulling, ass cracking & chomping, a wicked sense of humor.
most humbling moment: the accident.
strange new people popping up to say hi..
and a flossy new interface..i loves i loves.











HOAXoner