"Mike is one of the best, effortlessly hilarious, true friends I'm stoked to have in my life. "Yes. I take my job very seriously. Ma'am, you look like turds." He's really the only one who can say that dressed as a sloth and get away with it."
"every so often, i take a visit to your attachments folder. i use this time to stare at your nudes for a couple of mintues before i let out a breath and thank christ that you're alive. and ridiculously good looking.
"Hmmm... I will have to say this feller right here is pretty entertaining...
Also, his keen ability to grow a mustache on command is something to be desired. "
little_bird
Ireland
August 2010
APR 13, 2012 02:47 PM