
age: 33 (Mar 15, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2003
occupation: Condensation.
gets me hot: My space heater. I mean this in a sexual way.
stats: 5'9
into: Stuff.
crush: Grapefruit. Is that a flavor? It should be.
i lost my virginity: Whilst still wearing socks.
fantasy: Come on, folks--this is a family site! Fortunately, my family's in the restraint manufacturing and medical supply business.
body mods: I have surgically removed my appendix. I keep it in a jar. Sometimes it talks to me. And tells me to do things. Naughty things.
It's been 9 months since my last post. If I were a gerbil, I could have given birth 11 times during that period.













Kay