age: 34 (Oct 30, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2007
occupation: Jobs? Where we're going we don't need jobs.
sign: I'm a funky skull and I'm a Scorpio And when I got the fl
makes me happy: Whiskey.
body mods: Champagne of Dudes. Moustaches.
makes me sad: Whiskey.
crush: Ernest Tubb
fantasy: Girls eating sandwiches naked.
stats: I was never good at math.
heroes: was a good show but it really fucking blows now.
most humbling moment: Today? I shit my pants while carpooling with a guy to work at a Chuck Norris presents World Combat League event.
i lost my virginity: Yesterday. Well no, but it might as well have been.
Hey you, naked chick with tattoos that are so non-conformist and interesting. Bring me a fucking brisket.











