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let it go, this too shall pass.

i'm too old for this shit.
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aaron:
Thanks bud, miss all you guys.
jonnytrrrash7:
i wish i could remember those words more often.
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off to see penn and teller tonight. yee haw!
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lycoris:
Were they good?
baudot:
Apparently, they made him vanish.
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jody:
I was just listening to that. Quit being creepy.
dmac:
Jesus, Joseph and Mary, you two!!! I take a few days off and all hell breaks loose in Adam's blog! eeek
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And now we begin the epic story of a man, his girlfriend, and the wiener they found and lost.

Spoilers in case you don't give a shit.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Last Thursday, I got a call from Doxie while she was at work. She works at an emergency vet clinic, and some very kind people had just brought in a 'bad back' Dachshund. This...
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crim:
I'm totally taking you up on your offer! Dinner this week?
crim:
Sounds good to me chum, see you next week then!
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silencia:
hot.
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fuck cock balls cunt shit piss farts ass.

i just got into a car accident. first time in nearly 15 years. my car is not officially totaled yet, but i have little faith in it's ability to be repaired. so am i currently sitting at my house stewing in my own anger and rage, waiting for a call from the body shop to see if...
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freakpirate:
I can't get the dent in my car door fixed because the old man who hit me was fortunate enough (for him) to hit me in a parking lot. Which is apparently equal fault. He refused to give me cash for the repair and if I claim it through my insurance my rate goes through the fucking roof. Drivers are pricks.
lycoris:
Glad you're mostly ok, though!
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casper:
oh man. I would love to have used this at a high school house party.
mistersatan:
Sometimes I sure wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about.
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throttlebitch:
I froze about half of the bacon you sent me. Defrosted it a couple days ago and now it will be parts of my last meals before I can't eat anything like that for a long time. That's how much I appreciate your pork.
otoki:
biggrin
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casper:
happy birthday!
casper:
king butthole!
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uuuuuugh. too much traveling lately.

in the past month or so i've been to boise, new york, seattle, the napa valley, dallas, and san antonio. i was barely at my house last month, i think i might have spent ten nights in my own bed, and not a single weekend there. it's been pretty hectic.

and i have one more trip to go. although this...
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miloryan:
No SGPDX xmas event this year sir? No brunch? Well you best at least have a hot tub party soon!
thefuckoffkid:
Cheers to you sir!