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Ash An experimental genetic labratory disaster gone horribly wrong

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gender: SG

age: (May 23, 1901)

occupation: Masters degree in Ash-oligy

sign: caution: radioactive

crush: uhm .. edges? I crush edges, that count? Sometimes I like the mailman!

most humbling moment: I'll let you know when that happens

i lost my virginity: No ... it was an immaculate conception

stats: Married ... with CHILDren

makes me sad: Listening to certain songs, seeing my son cry, racism, arrogance, lies, inconsiderate pricks, selfishness, materialism, U.S.A, being in a constant state of shittiness

gets me hot: People who are unafraid to show me who they really are. EYE CONTACT ... you can tell a lot about a person by their eyes.

makes me happy: Being in an alternate state of reality, being with the ppl I love, ART/MUSIC, my animals, social situations, meeting ppl, beauty in the world, having enough time, helping others, love/ lust, laughing

body mods: Is this where Im supposed to reveal how utterly "cool" I am? But I *will* say ... www.danhazelton.com

heroes: My son, myself (when I can pull it off), my friends, Scarlett O'hare, Bettie Page, Marie Calander, artists/musicians ... all ppl that saved me to some degree in one way or another (u know who u are)

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Thursday

OCTOBER 9, 2008 @ 11:47 AM | 26 COMMENTS

Im really nervous abt making a cool bday for my son this yr, it seems like every yr he gets older .. the less "toys" he has on his wishlist. Its so sad! He's almost not a "kid" anymore. I wonder when kids stop wanting balloons and hats and party favors that u blow into that make weird noises n crap. I dunno, I never stopped loving balloons. No one ever gets them for me on my bday anymore though and I cant seem to remember when that stopped.

If you havent done so already, plz take a look at my sons wishlist! It's the link on my profile under "wishlist", and there are sooo many cheap things on there between $10-20. Most things on the list u can buy used for half price or cheaper .. plz feel free to do so, my son is very used to getting used video games and stuff like that and could really care less. I just need help making his birthday special!

I'm trying to balance some sales and put ads out for small jobs here and there around town, but it's not working very well. I think I have to put school off again and start looking for a full time day job again. Ive already been lookin and its not looking good so far.

Im also really swamped with having to leave on the 17th to go to FL for a week, it sort of gets in the way of my money making or getting any interviews anytime soon. Then as soon as I return I have a friend coming into town from the netherlands, then my sons bday the day after. I know my son will be upset abt me being gone, and I wish my man and him could come with me. I wont be able to see any of my friends when I come down, which sucks .. but not as badly as the purpose of my visit. I dont want to think of this as the last time I will get to see my grandmother.

I miss sioux and beau, but Im glad gidgettes back.

~Who do YOU miss?
~Who misses YOU?
~Are YOU a "misses" or a "Mrs"?
~If you missed my sons wishlist u better go back and find it, lol

I love u guys. U know that.

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BygBadWulf

East Longmeadow, MA

July 2005

OCT 09, 2008 01:08 PM

see, you could be a natural and not know it, age ain't nothing but a number girl.

-I'm weird, I really don't miss anyone, because either I didn't know them well enough, or I know when they'll be back, and if they don't come,I can find them.
- I dunno, I can't imagine myself being missed, maybe in a "Oh I wish that TV show was still on" kinda sense, but people will move on whenI'm gone, IF I'm ever gone
- I'm a "mister"
- I found it, hey didja know my girl is a security for the Hasbro toy factory? It's here in town

Cyberiouse

Chicago, IL

August 2004

OCT 09, 2008 01:37 PM

Blaire and CalixteNemare are the same person. My gf. We have been together two months yesterday. I got her an SG account about a month ago.
I work at The Bedding Experts. Usually at the sheffield or Clybourn one. feel free to look up the phone numbers and give me a call

Alecks

Visalia, CA

October 2004

OCT 09, 2008 02:03 PM

hahah well i might make a new blog sooner because ive thought of a topic to discuss plus i have a few pics

im a mr who misses a misses... i think she misses me but not nearly in the way that i miss her

i repressed those feelings but not with this beautiful season making its appearance i find myself more... compassionate

<3 Alecks

AcidEvangelist

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

OCT 09, 2008 02:31 PM

He's like a friend who will only drink top-shelf booze. You want to say "Just get a tap beer, motherfucker".

I get paid tomorrow, I will check out sonny boy's wishlist this weekend, K?

Iggy

SUICIDEGIRL

Alabama, USA

OCT 09, 2008 02:40 PM

Actually, I have two sewing machines. (not to make you jealous or anything!) they were both gifts from my mommie. One actually broke this morning though so currently I am using the less fancy machine...

Turbulence

Austria

November 2005

OCT 09, 2008 03:02 PM

~Who do YOU miss?

actually too many people

~Who misses YOU?

that would be interesting to know ...

~Are YOU a "misses" or a "Mrs"?

Mr. baby!!!

tastycorpse666

Port Lavaca, TX

November 2006

OCT 09, 2008 03:05 PM

Yeah I do not know. Fuck it. I do not really like to work anyway!

Vermin

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

OCT 09, 2008 03:15 PM

*SQUEEZE* I love you! Damn I cant wait to get a proper set shot....gonna have some more pics up very, very soon but I gotta spend a fair bit of money before I can do my proper one Gonna be SO worth it though!!

Turning 4? Wow, I'll send lots of good vibes his way, i've never had a rat live longer than 3. Most of mine seem to start to falter about 18 months and are gone by the time they're two-ish My first rat was the longest lived, was just over 3. Your little guy has a loving mummy so I see no reason for him to be unhappy about being cuddled a lot!!

jeffyjr

Wheeler Army Airfield, HI

December 2007

OCT 09, 2008 03:20 PM

I miss so many people including my grandmother and sioux and beau as well.I wonder who misses me. I hope things work out for you.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

heidi1313

Philadelphia, PA

July 2005

OCT 09, 2008 05:05 PM

i am so in love with chicago! i want to move there. yeah, neo was cool, but i kept wanting to hear old school stuff like sisters of mercy and like old skinny puppy, siouxsie anf the bandshees, etc...they wouldn't play it. and my friend said the dj gets pissed when you ask him for that. oh well i had a good time. i am planning another trip soon and i am TOTALLY getting to hang out with you this time. how you doing these days? ok? your man home? and if so....for how long?

talk to you soon.....

kisses!

wyldewolfe

Montgomery, AL

August 2007

OCT 09, 2008 05:24 PM

good luck with yoursons birthday

An American Carol is a pretty funny movie

here is Trace Adkins.......

PunkNiteMike

Troy, OH

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2008 05:53 PM

actually my plans fell thru and i'm unfortunately not gonna make it to chicago this weekend, kind of a bummer cause there was some people i was looking forward to seeing. but i'm gonna make it a point to get out there as soon as i can to see all my friends, and we will hang out. i promise!

when is your son's birthday?

Lymphae

HOPEFUL

Manchester, CT

OCT 09, 2008 06:52 PM

"she" will be back darling and NO, my life is definitely NOT a walk in the park....if you only knew. When we meet someday we will discuss...lol. But I do feel that we have more strength and "choice" in our fate than we give ourselves credit for at times. Life is not easy, for you, me and probably most people you ask. But have faith in yourself and your strengths and you will get thru, we both will. I believe that we don't always get what we want but we tend to get what we need. Its just that our perception of what that is is sometimes "off". Much love to you my darling.

jeffyjr

Wheeler Army Airfield, HI

December 2007

OCT 09, 2008 07:42 PM

Yes I'm still in the army until Sep. of 2012 so far. But at least I get to go to Germany. The character is from a show called "The Big O" he's name is Schwarzwald/Michael Seebach. He's first fappearance is in Act:04, "Underground Terror". Check it out on You Tube.I always thought he was such a cool character....................videos are not working? Well Morgen is the lead singer in the group Kittie, the second video isa music video called Angel of Darkness, the third is a scene from a show called Shin Chan were Shin asks his dad to buy him a shotgun. And the last one is the opening to a show called Superjail.

FrankDelgato

Aquashicola, PA

November 2007

OCT 09, 2008 08:41 PM

Who do I miss? ummm. I'm actually getting along quite well. So I think the only person I miss is BEN FRANKLIN and about 80 of his clones!!!!

MIss me? Who knows? Probably nobody.

I'd like to think I'm a "Mr.", but seeing as how I'm not so sure I do run the show, I'm thinking I'm a Missus for purposes of this question.

Too bad you can't get adopted by my mother-in-law. She'd be more than happy to buy tons of useless crap for your son, even when the smart thing to do is maybe help out with IMPORTANT bills...
Sorry I can't help with your son.
Sure you can't get off easy, with like, bubble wrap or something?