"Why have I never written anything about this filthy pervert?

Ant is a great man, corrupting the youth of today with his smut peddling and gory horror...and I'm bloody glad he does coz he's so goddamm good at it! He's also a great person to talk to as he's funny, smart and just a little bit out there! I love him to bits...along with the missus and their abandoned metal hosptial obsession.

So when are you going to cast me in some more of your perverted goodness?"

"still my favourite person. bow down and love him. xxx"

"The guy's a genius.

Too bad he can't buy more self-esteem

...because he'd see that not only is he talented, he's also a genuine, loveable person with a big heart & a great sense of humour.

"

"This bloke (I can't believe I'm using the word bloke in a testimonial) has great tastes and I hope to meet him in 3d someday. Then I can affirm my suspicion, that he is also cool in person as well."

"despite the fact that the tron really has said it better than anyone else could (the cunt), its got to be said that he's one of the nicest sicko's i've ever met; he's funny, talented, interesting, cute as a button, and his healthy reconciliation not only with his own darkness, fears and dirtiness, but also with yours, seems to be able to put anyone at ease. of course maybe i just say that cos he chills me the fuck out so much that i cant see his truly creepi fiendishness.

ant is all round one of my favourite people, and secretly a totally sweetheart; he tries to hide it behind shiftiness and an edge of the demonic, but dear god, just look at some of his favourite films..."

"Well how do you follow a testimonial like that? Perhaps by pointing out that Monsieur Antenna is a truly spiffing chappie with fine taste in films (and a none-too-shabby hand for making them), a ready wit, and an all-round good egg."

"A tangled enigma, a shattered mirror, or just a chap who chooses his words very carefully before speaking?

Antenna is a thoughtful and honest gentleman with a taste for the shadows that creep in the minds of pretty girls and boys.
An artist, and a wonderer, a chap who can coax all manner of performances and thoughts from even the stffest of corpses."