Not sure how much longer I'll be here, so if anyone wants to keep in touch, watch / get involved with upcoming movie projects, or send me penis-enlargement spam (it can never be too big), yell at me on my film page, or Youtube or Facebook or something.

In the 2 years since I posted anything on here, I have been...
* Still working my strange TV jobs (on-air text moderator), mainly involving exchanging lols and insults with some of the creepiest people in the country. Recent viewer testimonial - "you make me want to hang myself"
* Still editing a puppet-based music vid I shot over a year ago for Thumpermonkey, as well as Death Carts - my killer shopping trolley opus, and re-edits of previous unreleased shorts... while simultaneously writing 2 horror features (and a romantic comedy) and replacing my smashed up equipment.
* Finally starting a production company after a decade of doing freebie video crapola. Its high time I stopped wanking for coins.
* Looking after my gf, who was diagnosed with kidney failure in Oct 08, and nearly died several times. She's on 4 times daily dialysis and a million meds, but is still remarkably upbeat and strong. She's a fantastic person who doesn't deserve this... Her dad and myself are in the running for a transplant, so we'll see how that goes.
* Despite the worries, am organizing trips to Edinburgh Festival and Vegas, and also trying to teach my cat to yodel (alas she just sounds like a petulant Yoda). One day...

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Not sure how much longer I'll be here, so if anyone wants to keep in touch, watch / get involved with upcoming movie projects, or send me penis-enlargement spam (it can never be too big), yell at me on my film page, or Youtube or Facebook or something.

In the 2 years since I posted anything on here, I have been...
* Still working my strange TV jobs (on-air text moderator), mainly involving exchanging lols and insults with some of the creepiest people in the country. Recent viewer testimonial - "you make me want to hang myself"
* Still editing a puppet-based music vid I shot over a year ago for Thumpermonkey, as well as Death Carts - my killer shopping trolley opus, and re-edits of previous unreleased shorts... while simultaneously writing 2 horror features (and a romantic comedy) and replacing my smashed up equipment.
* Finally starting a production company after a decade of doing freebie video crapola. Its high time I stopped wanking for coins.
* Looking after my gf, who was diagnosed with kidney failure in Oct 08, and nearly died several times. She's on 4 times daily dialysis and a million meds, but is still remarkably upbeat and strong. She's a fantastic person who doesn't deserve this... Her dad and myself are in the running for a transplant, so we'll see how that goes.
* Despite the worries, am organizing trips to Edinburgh Festival and Vegas, and also trying to teach my cat to yodel (alas she just sounds like a petulant Yoda). One day...