"she's my kind of people."

"it's good to have anonymous back. her spirit and wisdom were sorely missed"

"i like when the smart ones watch tv."

"Toaster is my dream dom, a peg lover and a video game nut, and the fact that I have invaded a few of her fantasies--some involving contra, or zelda, or other classics--make my prostate tingle and my mind race. Just try to stay away from her; you can't, you can't, you can't."

"she's very cute. she writes the best journal entries over 150 words on this whole damn pornographic website.

how can you not love her? i defy you to not love her."

"braveliltoaster needs a steamshovel, mama, to keep away the dead. She needs a dumptruck, baby, to unload her head. She brings me everything and more, and just like I said, well, if I go on down dying you know she's bound to put a blanket on my bed."

"Zee lil Toaster makes me smile "

"Laurie is one of the most deeply intense and sexual beings I've ever met. And she's pretty damn hott, too. "

"Laurie is the bees freakin knees, y0!"

"Witty, intelligent, and fun. She also knows what I am talking about, which is a difficult proposition, and I adore the fact that she is a fan of Magnum TOKYO.

She's my Zanizbar.

I also must add, through the good fortune of more conversations with Miss Toaster, that she has so many amazing tastes and interests that everyone falls in love with her.

She is not only my Zanzibar, she's utterly awe inspiring and has a great Rockers t-shirt. Oh, she's also super hawt."

"the only capable person i would leave my radio show entrusted to. why? because she has amazing taste in music.. just like me
not to mention.. she's badass."