age: 31 (Feb 19, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2011

occupation: military

gets me hot: girls who play video games

makes me happy: my cat Waffles (her name is Waffles because she is from Belgium... get it?!?!?)

sign: apparently I'm on the cusp between Aquarius and Pisces... wh

crush: Lisa (has been for a long time, even after she disappeared)

i lost my virginity: and I've been a pervert ever since...

body mods: a few tattoos... I joke I joke. Yeah I have a bunch. One sleeve. One calf. Big chest piece. Huge back piece.

into: metal; tattoos (obviously); boozing it up; reading obscure things; writing even more obscure things; digital anything; muscle cars; creating music; general nerdiness; comic books; Star Wars; video games

heroes: Bob Barker, Mr. T, Larry David