"This cat is pure bad ass. Alcohol pumps through the man's veins. His mad crossword puzzle skills have swooned packs of Venezuelan ladies on more occaisons than I can personally count. This one time, we were out cruising around jazz bars while wearing matching leopard-print assless chaps and... ummm, I don't exactly know where I was going with that...
Yeah, he's cool - like Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty... except if Morgan Freeman was Sonny Chiba... a very blonde, chain-smoking, British, leftist Sonny Chiba."
dreamergirl
Houston, TX
September 2007
JUN 10, 2008 01:51 AM