age: 41 (Jul 30, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2003

occupation: noisemaker / inspirer / ego-booster

body mods: liver piercing, tattoo of a right brain on my left cerebral cortex

stats: Undefeated

sign: Back in 20 mins.

gets me hot: Visual stimuli, girls with brains and humor.

makes me happy: going fast, breathless encounters, meeting someone who is truly, excitingly cool.

makes me sad: pride in ignorance

into: Fire-breathing nude women!

most humbling moment: no regrets, officer.

fantasy: my own tropical island. on which, I'd find the inner stillness of the perfect tao, a vessel of water

i lost my virginity: on a rock.