
age: 33 (Feb 14, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2004
occupation: Writer, Office Gopher
sign: Sur la pave la plage
makes me happy: Nothing makes me happy or sad. I am a robot child.
fantasy: I get turned on by shapes and colors flashed at certain frequencies.
most humbling moment: Sitting here thinking about what movies, bands and books define me as a person.
body mods: Fuckers snipped my umbilical cord and didn't even ASK.
into: Underground Journalism. Forgotten Film, History written by the losers. Meeting people I have good chemistry with. Which inevitably leads to lifelong friendship or a torrential love affair spanning centuries, against the backdrop of an interstellar war between megacorporations vying for total control of the the galactic market in low-carb sugar substitutes.
makes me sad: As the robot philosopher Arnold Schwarzenegger said in T3: "Anger is more useful than despair. Basic human psychology is among my subroutines."

I just dug this up. Was I one stylin' 6 year-old or what? Sweet Tapdancing Reagan. No one rocked the cold war look like my Polish ass back then.
It's been all downhill from there.
























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